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  1. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2015 11:34am UTC
    Tomorrow is the day
    Tomorrow is the day that I turn 17
    Tomorrow is my Golden Birthday
    Tomorrow is a day that i can never get back
    Tomorrow is going to be awesome

  2. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2015 11:12pm UTC
    Exams make me want to cry, scream, and pee myself all at the same time.

  3. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I'm 15 :)

  4. angelsparks angelsparks
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    A - Available? As single as a pringle and ready to mingle!!
    B - Birthday? February 14 (yes... yes, I know but it's really nothing special)
    C - Crushing on? This guy I know who plays trombone he's pretty cool but idk
    D - Drink you last had? Sweet tea
    E - Easiest person to talk to? Uhm probably my friend Julia???
    F - Favorite song? Your Birthday Song by Go Radio because idk it sounds nice in my ear
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Gummy worms!! especially the sour ones
    H - Hometown? lolnope
    I - In love with? My ex, Corey :/
    J - Jealous of? anybody that he ^^ talks to that isn't me, people with confidence and pretty faces
    K - Killed someone? ... Well, it hasn't been legally acknowledged that I have... jk I really haven't
    L - Longest car ride? idk really but longest one recently would probably be the 4 hour car ride to my grandparents house or maybe the one (but that was on a bus) for band which was around the same amount of time idk which was longer so heyy
    M - Milkshake flavor? Banana heh.
    N - Number of siblings? 5
    O - One wish? For Corey to take me back but since that will never happen idk maybe to date Ethan?? (do i sound like a hoe)
    P - Person you texted last? I don't have a phone D:
    Q - Question you are always asked? "will you just shut up already???" jk maybe like "are you okay?" because apparently i look depressed all the time idk
    R - Reason to smile? well God remembered to wake me up this morning??
    S - Song you last listened to? idk listening to music right now but it's the radio so I don't really know what song just played
    T - Time you woke up? ... like 11:00 whoo Christmas break :P
    U - Underwear color? white?? that's a really personal question...
    V - Violent moment you had? haha i don't really get violent? like I get playfully violent with people (but I don't think it seems playful? oops) but i'm never really mad except maybe in geometry with this d.ck in there
    W - Worst habit? procrastinating/biting my lip
    X - X-rays you had? never had one
    Y - Yoyos are? Really cool but I never really figured out how to do them lol
    Z - Zodiac sign? idk

  5. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    *Logs onto Witty*
    HOLY SHITTAKE MUSHROOMS
    " I made it to the "Top of Today" posts!
    I'd like to thank my parents for supplying the WiFi,
    my followers for sticking with me even through the bad quotes,
    and I'd like to thank Steve for making this all possible.
    I love you guys. I love you all.
    Stay Golden
    ♥♥♥
    Format by Breeze
    Format by Breeze

  6. ItsRachaelxo ItsRachaelxo
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Stop telling me what I can and can't do. It's my f/cking life, not yours.
    If I want to dye my hair, I will.
    If I want to get piercings, I will.
    If I want to get tattoos, I will.
    It's my life, let me live it and do what I want to do.

  7. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Me: What would you do if you got a massive bag full of money?
    Friend: I would invest it and-
    Me: Sweaters
    Me: I would buy millions of sweaters.

  8. SophiaIzAwesome SophiaIzAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Whoo Happy Birthday to me! :"D so happy...

  9. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 10:18am UTC
    I Ship:
    Ari And Zayn~Zari
    Ari And Liam~Ariam
    Ari And Niall~Nari
    Ari And Louis~Lari
    Ari And Harry~Hari
    Ari And Marcus~Arcus
    Ari And Jack~Jari
    Ari And Finn~Firi
    Ari And Alfie~Arifie?
    Ari And Austin~Aristin?
    Ari And Food~Fari
    Ari And......~*Couugh Cough*Nvm.

  10. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    american overhearing somebody British: oh my god, you have a british accent! omg say something british! omg thats so cool, be my friend!!!
    British person overhearing somebody American: oh for fùck sake, it's an american.

  11. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC
    "What is the hunger games all about?"
    [pulls out slideshow] im glad u asked pal
    [drops scrapbook on table] pull up a chair
    and grab a drink ur gonna be here a while kiddo

  12. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Another status on facebook that i liked:
    "Saturday night.Some women i wonder if they have make up on...
    or just have lost in Paintball."

  13. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    A friend of mine saw this status on facebook:
    "Fake b00bs
    Fake hair
    Fake lips
    Fake nails
    And you're searching for the right guy -.-"

  14. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    Flynn Rider is the only Disney character ever to question why everybody is singing

  15. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Instagram?
    you should follow us and we'll follow you :3
    sandi_land19 and iloveyou_lots

  16. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:57am UTC
    Do You Have Cookies?
    ..If You Do GIVE THEM TO ME D:
    I Think You Should Know
    I LOVE COOKIES...
    Very Much
    Yeah Just Saying
    I WANT THE COOKIES
    ^○^
    Thankiesss c:
    (Or You Could Just Get Me Nandos or Kfc,I'd Love You Very much :3)

  17. LalalaILoveYou_x LalalaILoveYou_x
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    BACK ON MY OLD ACCOUNT!♥
    LuffaYuheos♥
    SO DONT TALK TO ME ON HERE
    UNLESS YEAH

  18. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    Life goes on.
    Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown.
    Or stay behind, locked in the past, thinking of what could've been.

  19. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    You can't go through life wearing a catcher's mitt on both hands. You have to be ready to throw something back sometimes.
    -Maya Angelou

  20. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    After 3 weeks off tennis due to an injury.
    ---
    I'm back.
    Playing four matches this week.
    ---
    Wish me luck!

:)

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