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  1. SamiLynn SamiLynn
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    The real question is... 
    Did you actually even love me at all?
     
    Yes 
    No
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  2. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    One thing that I don't understand
    is how someone can remember some long, inspiration paragragh that they said and post it on witty.
    Like... what?
    I barely remember to wake up in the morning.

  3. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    I'd much rather say hello,
    Than goodbye.
    Because,
    Who knows,
    Maybe that goodbye
    Was really a
    Goodbye.

  4. danceatheart danceatheart
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Who needs a boyfriend
    when I have
    wifi and food?

  5. brickbyboringbeth* brickbyboringbeth*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    waking up knowing the future is what i'm living for
    it gets me excited to see what it's going to bring

  6. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 7:55pm UTC
    CHALLENGE!
    go on this website:
    http://podbay.fm/show/659314776
    Try and find a Full Frontal episode without the following:
    -Jack saying he's gonna throw up
    -Jeff dieing in the background
    -Alex messing up someone's name
    -Weird sound effects
    -Alex saying, " Goddammit, Jack!"
    -Someone burps
    -Alex and Jack doing some kind of accent
    -Jack saying "Respect"
    -Jalex
    - All the intended fans called actually pick up the phone
    -Jack mumbling
    -
    GOOD LUCK ;D

  7. softballchica79 softballchica79
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 10:36pm UTC
    I don't want to hear that you're sorry or that you'll try harder. I don't want you to ignore me, or continue talking to me just to be nice.
    I want the truth. I deserve it.

  8. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    You ask questions
    like you already know the answers♥

  9. gigi58 gigi58
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    I've always had trouble in knowing whether a woman is pregnant, or if she's just a little fat. I mean, am I the only one that has asked a fat woman: "aaww when are you due?". And then feeling ashamed of yourself because the woman just got offended thanks to you. Now I have a fear of asking women if they're pregnant.

  10. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    Who knows how long?
    Who knows how much?
    Who knows how hard?
    Who knows?
    It will take a while.
    It will take a lot.
    It will be hard.
    I know.

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