Whitegirl Quotes

MikeScarpati
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March 15, 2014 2:33pm UTC

WHATS WRONG WITH THE WHITE GIRL??
A) She can't even
B) She is literally dying
C) She is so done
D) All of the above

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BravoSierra
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January 17, 2014 3:04pm UTC

Studies show that 1 in 4 white girls
"literally can't even" right now.

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KayleighJean
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January 14, 2014 4:30pm UTC

I didn't choose the white girl life
The white girl life chose me

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BravoSierra
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January 14, 2014 3:13pm UTC

Studies show that Starbucks tastes better
if you take a picture and post it on Instagram first.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 27, 2013 5:52pm UTC

I was walking around Manhattan last night and a guy promoting a comedy show ran up to me and screamed "oh my gosh a white girl!" and I don't know how to feel about this.

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*crybaby*
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December 5, 2013 9:27pm UTC

I was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl living in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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capsized*
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November 7, 2013 7:52pm UTC

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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glitter162*
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November 1, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Where do white girls live?
The White House

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glitter162*
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November 1, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Me: *eats my weight in Halloween candy* Why aren't I skinny yet

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glitter162*
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November 1, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Stereotypical White Girl: *cries* My daddy won't pay for my nose job

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Livv88
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October 28, 2013 11:38am UTC

Can someone tell me how a basic / common white girl would act? And what would they look like? Make-up? hair?

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BravoSierra
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October 21, 2013 2:44pm UTC

white girl problems
"i'm not picking my nose, just fixing my nose ring."

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BravoSierra
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October 21, 2013 2:35pm UTC

a wild WHITE GIRL has appeared!
what will you do?
- tattoo an infinity sign
- put on uggs
- drink frappe
- play cup song

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
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October 18, 2013 6:43pm UTC

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Am I the only white girl
who has
those spurs of time
when they think
they can be ghetto?

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happiest*
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October 9, 2013 2:21pm UTC

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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September 21, 2013 5:43pm UTC

How to catch a white girl -in the fall!- :
1. Buy pumpkin spice lattes.
2. Leave a trail of Uggs at the beginning so she won't walk barefoot.
3. Don't forget Bath And Body Works scented candle, Leaves! (this is a good path lighter)
4. Leave out a nice gift of the new iPhone 5c/s (either or both) on a pretty DIY table.
5. When she has arrived to you...
6. Good luck, buddy.
this was not meant to offend i'm sorry don't hate me

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Hale_Storm18
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September 12, 2013 5:58am UTC

Teenage white guys are so much worse than teenage white girls. Why doesn't everyone make fun of them instead?

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heyitskate24
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September 8, 2013 4:26pm UTC

If you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times
a while girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you her favorite things about fall

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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September 2, 2013 9:21pm UTC

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pajamas, and stays at home;
while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off of glass tables while dancing to the weeknd’s music.
and yet i am neither of these girls

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Fαy Στylες*
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September 2, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Hahaha that's funny. Last timeI heard that
I laughed so hard,I almost fell off my dinosaur.

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