Whitegirl Quotes

kowhyda*
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August 26, 2013 2:23am UTC

My mom is the biggest white girl I've ever met.

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Bambi10
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August 19, 2013 5:30am UTC

Typical White girl at the mall:
White girl: *goes to starbucks*
White girl: *orders espresso*
White girl: *takes photo of receipt with iPhone 5*
White girl: *posts it to Instagram with the tag "yolo"*
White girl: *visits public toilets and stares into mirror*
White girl: *reapplies EOS lipbam*
White girl: *reapplies mascara*
White girl: *redos hair*
White girl: *takes photo of herself*
White girl: *posts it to Instagram*

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bunnylover43
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August 13, 2013 9:28pm UTC

white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

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common_whitegirl_alert
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August 7, 2013 6:55pm UTC

The Common White Girl
This account exists for one purpose, to track down wittys common white girls.
***Please dont be offended or hate on this account, it's just for fun.***

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Hale_Storm18
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July 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

"Actually, it's *you're :)" said the teenage white girl. That's all she needed.
The argument was won and she was the victor. Her opponent on the other side of the argument fell onto their knees in defeat as they were banished to the shadow realm.

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DeathOfASon
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July 16, 2013 7:59pm UTC

this had better be the summer
where i suddenly get hot or else i give up

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im_just_me
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June 26, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Typical white girl posts on instagram
• Starbucks
• bathing suit
• mirror pictures/ duck face
• food
• tanning
• hair

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 1:15pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
all you think about is summer

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 1:13pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you constantly wear sweatpants and hoodies
and then complain about not looking good in them

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 1:11pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you're obsessed with mexican food

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 1:05pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you wear shirts with pretty girls on them

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 1:02pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you go to the store in your pyjamas and slippers

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 12:57pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you can burp and say your name at the same time

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 12:50pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you run out of mayonnaise every two days

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 12:46pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you know all the words to thrift shop

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 12:43pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you can recite mean girls word for word

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chasingsunshine
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April 16, 2013 12:39pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you know the cup song

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Pesadilla
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April 13, 2013 3:26pm UTC

'omgz we have so much in common like i have NEVER seen a person like *insert band or celebrity's name* too!!!!' says the white teenager on wittyprofiles dot com to every user she finds 'omqz supa cool'

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Hale_Storm18
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April 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Someone: That's so gay
White girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
Someone: That's so gay
Gay person: I know, right?

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DramaForLife
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April 2, 2013 5:42pm UTC

me: [breathes]
white girl: dont listen to society theyre wrong ur perfect in every way i love u
twitter

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