Best Whale Quotes This Month

Squilliam Fancypants*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 11:02am UTC

DAD!!!
WHAT?!
I need to buy a new swimsuit... What color should i get?
Don't get a grey one...
Why?
People might mistake you for a beached whale...
T_T

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Human: Whoa, my stomach just made a dying whale sound!
Whale: Whoa, my stomach just made a dying human sound!

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ElleG
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 6:19am UTC

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-THE FAIL WHALE! XD

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Misunderstood1997
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August 19, 2013 10:17am UTC

Some guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool,
I handed him a glass of water.

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
February 8, 2015 6:32pm UTC

do you ever feel like a beached whale because i do

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That_Irish_Kid
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 6:21am UTC

I'm so close. I feel the air rushing past me. The utter ecstacy. The moment o-.... *SPLAT*
me trying to front-flip on flat ground.

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SarahUrsini
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 4:19pm UTC

wanna hear a whale joke?
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/ \ | / \
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_,.---v---._
/\_/\ / \
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\ \_ | 0 __|
\ \__
\ '_/ /
~~~\~~~~~~~~~~ /~~~
It's a killer.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC

What I see when I step on the scale
Fatãss.
Just stop eating. You're a whale.
bunnylover43 Format (wittyimagination.weebly.com)

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 1:16am UTC

MobyDick is a spermwhale.
Let's all just let that sink in for a moment...

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 12:45pm UTC

Stomach: Hey, look it's your crush!
Stomach: I think it's about time to see if he has a whale fetish.
Me: No-
Stomach: *makes dying whale sounds*

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Rose :)*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 12:29pm UTC

I like to make random sounds when im bored..... one time i was speaking whale and another friend joined in and we were jus making whale sounds pretending to have a conversation

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LiamsLilGirl
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 6:59am UTC

ThatAwkwardMoment
when the class is silent and suddenly your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.

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Misunderstood1997
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Im not a sad girl, just a girl who is sad.

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
August 26, 2014 1:59am UTC

Whales are not lollipops.
If you put a whale on a stick and lick it,
it will lick you back.

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Goose
posted a quote
September 30, 2014 5:08pm UTC

Yep.
WHALERUS.

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Misunderstood1997
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 12:47pm UTC

me:*looks out window*
me: Mr. Bubbles (my cat) I dont think we are in Massena anymore
mom: *walks in looks at me and walks back out*
*Mr. Bubbles and me look at one another*
Mr. Bubbles: Meow......

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Misunderstood1997
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Do you ever feel like no matter what you do you cant help anyone?... yeah ... thats me for you.

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Misunderstood1997
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 7:15pm UTC

It's honestly the worst feeling to feel like you have no one to lean on ... yet your there for every one else.

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taylorrjoyy11
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 9:25am UTC

Muti-lingual, I speak:
Song lyrics
Movies quotes
Sarcasm
Whale

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Misunderstood1997
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 12:19am UTC

I think I'm falling for someone else besides my boyfriend and it's making me feel like a bad person :c

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