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  1. foof12 foof12
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2016 4:56am UTC
    lowkey havent been on here in ages and all my old friends on here are gone 😂😂😂😂

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2015 6:32pm UTC
    do you ever feel like a beached whale because i do

  3. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2014 5:08pm UTC
    Yep.
    WHALERUS.

  4. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 1:59am UTC
    Whales are not lollipops.
    If you put a whale on a stick and lick it,
    it will lick you back.

  5. IJustNeedLovee IJustNeedLovee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    I'd rather you didn't use
    your bullsh.t with me.
    Honestly I thought you valued
    me more that that.

  6. Rose :)* Rose :)*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    I like to make random sounds when im bored..... one time i was speaking whale and another friend joined in and we were jus making whale sounds pretending to have a conversation

  7. ♥Dreamer* ♥Dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    30 DAY CHALLENGE
    1. 15 facts about you
    2. Initials of the person you love
    3. Your closest friends
    4. The thing you most fear
    5. The saddest moment in your life
    6. Favorite sport
    7. Favorite song
    8. Your deepest secret
    9. First impression of the guy you like now
    10. Last time you cried
    11. Thing closest to your heart
    12. When you hear this song you cry
    13. Place you wanna visit badly
    14. Favorite book
    15. Favorite animal
    16. Favorite show
    17. Last time someone hurt you
    18. The story behind your life
    19. Person who scares you the most
    20. Last major injury
    21. Favorite youtube video
    22. Phone type
    23. Biggest confession
    24. Last break up
    25. Last heart break
    26. The day you regret the most
    27. First friend
    28. Favorite drink
    29. A letter to someone in your family
    30. A letter to a friend
    Day 15: My favorite animal is either a tiger or whale...

  8. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    [X] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far:2
    [X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [X] Missed school just because you felt like it
    []Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 6
    [x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
    [X] Text people during class
    [X] Passed notes
    [X] Threw stuff across the room
    [X] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 11
    [X] Took pictures during school hours
    [] Called someone during school hours
    [X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far:13
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [X] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [X] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [X] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 16
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [X] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [X] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 18
    [X] Faked your parents signature
    [X] Slept in class
    [X] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [X] Copied homework
    [X] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [X] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 24
    Multiply by 3 for a total.
    Post as "I have screwed up _72%_ of my teenage life."

  9. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    me:*looks out window*
    me: Mr. Bubbles (my cat) I dont think we are in Massena anymore
    mom: *walks in looks at me and walks back out*
    *Mr. Bubbles and me look at one another*
    Mr. Bubbles: Meow......

  10. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    It's honestly the worst feeling to feel like you have no one to lean on ... yet your there for every one else.

  11. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 12:19am UTC
    I think I'm falling for someone else besides my boyfriend and it's making me feel like a bad person :c

  12. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like no matter what you do you cant help anyone?... yeah ... thats me for you.

  13. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    What I see when I step on the scale
    Fatãss.
    Just stop eating. You're a whale.
    bunnylover43 Format (wittyimagination.weebly.com)

  14. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Most people get older. Me I'm luck, I stared out at 80 and I'm slowly making my way to three.

  15. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 10:17am UTC
    Some guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool,
    I handed him a glass of water.

  16. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Im not a sad girl, just a girl who is sad.

  17. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    Stomach: Hey, look it's your crush!
    Stomach: I think it's about time to see if he has a whale fetish.
    Me: No-
    Stomach: *makes dying whale sounds*

  18. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    Human: Whoa, my stomach just made a dying whale sound!
    Whale: Whoa, my stomach just made a dying human sound!

  19. LiamsLilGirl LiamsLilGirl
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 6:59am UTC
    ThatAwkwardMoment
    when the class is silent and suddenly your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.

  20. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:16am UTC
    MobyDick is a spermwhale.
    Let's all just let that sink in for a moment...

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