Whale Quotes

LayziLatino
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May 5, 2013 7:54pm UTC

The aorta ( Its a vein in your heart people) of a blue whale is large enough for a human to crawl through.

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That_Irish_Kid
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April 19, 2013 6:21am UTC

I'm so close. I feel the air rushing past me. The utter ecstacy. The moment o-.... *SPLAT*
me trying to front-flip on flat ground.

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it_goes_on*
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April 4, 2013 11:55pm UTC

me: Hey look! It's a beached whale!
me: wait
me: no
me: no
me: jk I just had my front camera on

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ElleG
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March 26, 2013 6:19am UTC

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-THE FAIL WHALE! XD

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SarahUrsini
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March 24, 2013 4:19pm UTC

wanna hear a whale joke?
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It's a killer.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Squilliam Fancypants*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 11:02am UTC

DAD!!!
WHAT?!
I need to buy a new swimsuit... What color should i get?
Don't get a grey one...
Why?
People might mistake you for a beached whale...
T_T

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Just_Hold_On_To_Hope
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:41am UTC

LOL fact #2
A Blue Whale's Tounge weighs
more than an Elephant

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taylorrjoyy11
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March 12, 2013 9:25am UTC

Muti-lingual, I speak:
Song lyrics
Movies quotes
Sarcasm
Whale

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January 26, 2013 10:23pm UTC

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Press the organ to help save the whales :D

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