Weddings Quotes

Anujsomany
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May 18, 2017 10:48pm UTC

"It has always been viewed that as wife includes more her mother’s advice into her family matters, it increases more feuds with her husband and she becomes more rude towards own children only."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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September 27, 2016 9:23am UTC

“He who thinks by not talking to his wife or girlfriend can make her realize and apologize for her mistakes only, is in a fool’s paradise.”
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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September 8, 2016 12:24am UTC

"People interfere in a person’s internal family matters not with an intention to resolve the feud, but mere with a selfish interest of showing own importance as a judge. Only foolish individual invites those devilish minds as mediators in own private home dispute."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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October 1, 2015 1:39am UTC

"Every man has an option i.e LIFE or WIFE; but if he wants both of his own, then his living has to have RIFE of STRIFE.”
~Anuj Somany

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movemountains
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January 28, 2015 7:27pm UTC

I wouldn't say I'm planning ahead or anything, but I do have Say Yes to the Dress, I Found the Gown, and Four Weddings all on DVR.

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Old people always poke me at weddings and say
"you're next"
so now I do the same thing at funerals.

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Old people always poke me at weddings and say
"you're next"
so now I do the same thing at funerals.

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JaidonLukeBrooks
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September 13, 2013 7:19pm UTC

I just want THAT special girl, to wake up.. in a wedding dress.
- Beau Peter Brooks
{ originally by:
Justin Bieber }

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hayhayy915
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August 11, 2013 12:43am UTC

Congratulations to my amazing big brother!!
He just got married to the most amazing woman!!
I wish you both the best of luck in your life together!!
I'm soooo proud of you bro and I love you!!
I can't wait to be an auntie ;)

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just another asian*
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August 8, 2013 4:11pm UTC

So like two sundays ago was my aunt's wedding. It was time for the bouquet(?) throw. I was standing there with a bunch of girls. I truthfully only went up there to spite my dad since he said i shouldn't even be considered a girl. So I'm just standing there not really paying attention. Then the bouquet(?) flies right at me and I catch it by reflex. Apparently my brothers recorded my face and they say I looked horrified. What I did seconds after catching the bouquet, I admit I was a little ashamed of. I threw it to a random lady next to me screaming "THINK FAST" and everything was recorded on camera. ಠ_ಠ

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happiest*
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July 23, 2013 2:26pm UTC

why do women care so much about getting skinny for their wedding
girl you already got ur man just eat a cake and a wheel of cheese and a fried poptart you dont need to impress anyone anymore you beat the game

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...*
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May 25, 2013 1:19pm UTC

I hate weddings.
Old people would poke me saying "You're Next." They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're Next"

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Secret42
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April 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Dog weddings are probably like people weddings except the bride has to throw the boquet 50 times because it keeps getting fetched back.
~Dear dumb diary

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froggered98
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March 15, 2013 7:46pm UTC

I find it so funny how the ads on here are: how to loss weight fast and winning money for your dream wedding :D

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_roxy1760_
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February 20, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Me and my mate where on skype and this is our chat...
my mate : callie will you marry me
me : on fb yeh
my mate: no in real life , haribo style
me : will you buy me haribo dimond ring ?
my mate : yeh of corce
me: I DO LETS HAVE A WEDDING

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Quotesfreak
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February 5, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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ToriRox16
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February 2, 2013 1:19pm UTC

Weddings of the Future
Priest: ...I pronounce you husband and wife! You may now update your statuses!
this may not be very far off.

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