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Waffles Quotes

  1. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 8:08pm UTC
    My brother randomly walks in my room: On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good are your ideas?
    My answer: eh probably inbetween, pizza and waffles
    WE'RE NORMAL I PROMISE.

  2. xKaraz xKaraz
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    Waffles

  3. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap! <3

  4. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    HE WAS A BOY
    and she was a girl
    can i make it anymore abvious?

  5. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    I can’t help but smile when I hear the word “waffles”.
    Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.

  6. bieberbabe1123 bieberbabe1123
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    Friend: I could never work out
    Me: Why?
    Friend: Well I tell myself I can work out...But I love waffles to
    much .

  7. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Taking forever in the shower
    just because you like to stand there, thinking about life

  8. that_psycho_down_the_street that_psycho_down_the_street
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    "Don't live life too seriously. You only live once. You will never get out of it alive..."

  9. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    I don't know about you,
    But I Must fill every waffle square with syrup.

  10. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    I wonder if waffles think we're waffles
    and they're humans.

  11. LilPurpleZebraLOVE LilPurpleZebraLOVE
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Waffles :)

:)

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