Vegetable Quotes

Secret42
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June 25, 2014 6:24pm UTC

I enjoy a green skittle every now and then.That's a vegetable,right?
~Most popular girls in school

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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
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February 10, 2014 2:03pm UTC

Radishes stink of farts. format by fake_a_smile

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1mrsseguin9
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December 21, 2013 4:51pm UTC

If you were a vegetable,You'd be a cutecumber

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coolsuperstarz
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September 21, 2013 5:27pm UTC

I wish I was allergic to carrots.
Then I would have a valid reason to hate them.

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Onism*
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July 22, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Repeat after me:
I am not a worthless spud.
I am not an insecure french fry.
I am not just another chip.
And I have the potential to be any vegetable I want to be.

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LiveForTheMusic
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May 11, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Mom: Eat your vegetables!
Kid: I HATE vegetables!
Mom: But they like you!
Kid: THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THEM!

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cheetah678
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February 21, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Lettuce
T U R N I P
THE
B E E T
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s / nmq

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IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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February 13, 2013 11:56pm UTC

*Eating a vegetable*
*Starts choking*
*Coughs like crazy*
*Spit out vegetable*
"And I thought it was suppose to be good for you."

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kristabff
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February 11, 2013 2:28pm UTC

I'm so stubborn when it comes to vegetables.
Dad: Have some broccoli dear
Me: Ughh fine
Me: *takes two mini broccoli's*
Me: *puts 3 pounds of butter per mini broccoli*

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