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  1. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 6:11pm UTC
    Watching what's your number?
    And chris evans is just perrfect

  2. cottoncand3 cottoncand3
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    that little smile you do that makes you get those adorable tiny lines by your eyes makes me go crazy.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    i've got 99 problems and robbie kay is 100 of them

  4. bricoco bricoco
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    "Brianna I love you, I never wanna let you go. The more I think about the more I wanna let you know that everything you do, is super duper cute."
    From a letter one of my dance students gave me.

  5. bricoco bricoco
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Patrick Stump may just be the man who holds my heart.

  6. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Even though she
    » doesn't believe in love,
    he's determine to call
    her bluff.

  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:35am UTC
    "I'll have to do another twitcam soon"
    see u next summer niall

  8. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    without a doubt
    you're all I dream about.

  9. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    If these sheets were the states,
    (and you were miles away)
    I'd fold them end over end to
    bring you closer to me.

  10. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    I don't mind if you're overrated
    Or if you're staring at the edge of the world.
    But keep in mind that I'm a sore eye, with
    blurry vision. But I can see it has to your
    love that I've been dreaming of. And if we
    climb this high, I swear we'll never die.
    NOT MY FORMAT

  11. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    I've been having this dream that we can fly,
    so maybe if we never wake up
    we can see the sky.

  12. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    ιмagιne lιvιng lιĸe a ĸιng ѕoмeday,
    a single night without a ghost in the walls.

  13. marlboro* marlboro*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    don't let me go, because i'm tired of feeling alone

  14. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Him: What do you want me to do?
    Me: I want you to hug me really tight and tell me you love me. I want you to be glad that you're here with me. I want you to tell me everything's going to change and everything's going to be okay. I want you to tell me I make you happy. I want you to tell me I make you happy you're alive.
    Him: I can do that.

  15. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    And hey darling,
    I hope you're good tonight.

  16. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    I finished seasons 1 and 2 of Pretty Little Liars....
    in 6 days. Do I have a problem? Nope.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
    their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

  18. *toxic waste* *toxic waste*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    watching Titanic >>>
    alone <<<

  19. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    "If I always told you the truth, I wouldn't need you to trust me."

  20. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    Me: hey mom look I did all the dishes
    Me: hey mom look I got on a honor roll
    Me: hey mom look I got another award today
    Me: hey mom look I'm not addicted to drugs, alcohol, and s.ex
    Me: hey mom look I won the Nobel peace prize
    Me: hey mom look I broke a world record
    Me: *forgot to wipe off counters*
    My mom: GOD NO ONE EVER DOES ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE. THIS FAMILY IS SO DISRESPECTFUL. I WORK MY BUTT OFF ALL DAY JUST TO COME HOME TO THIS MESS. YOU ARE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU'RE 69283829392.

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