Best Unf Quotes This Month

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

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Chris*
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Him: What do you want me to do?
Me: I want you to hug me really tight and tell me you love me. I want you to be glad that you're here with me. I want you to tell me everything's going to change and everything's going to be okay. I want you to tell me I make you happy. I want you to tell me I make you happy you're alive.
Him: I can do that.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 6:06pm UTC

i've got 99 problems and robbie kay is 100 of them

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aellyniq
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:38pm UTC

Search Images Mail Drive Calendar Sites Contacts Mobile More»
Google
i am i am legendi am number four i am alive i am a wittian Press Enter to search.

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Belma_
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 10:45pm UTC

honestly, some of the sexiest things about a guy is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired, the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face when he knows he’s done something good, and the protective instincts he has when it comes to his girl

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marlboro*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 10:22pm UTC

don't let me go, because i'm tired of feeling alone

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 10:35am UTC

"I'll have to do another twitcam soon"
see u next summer niall

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 12:00pm UTC

ιмagιne lιvιng lιĸe a ĸιng ѕoмeday,
a single night without a ghost in the walls.

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 3:07pm UTC

If these sheets were the states,
(and you were miles away)
I'd fold them end over end to
bring you closer to me.

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barakat*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 8:45pm UTC

The space that's in-between
Insane and insecure.

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 9:15pm UTC

And hey darling,
I hope you're good tonight.

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:52pm UTC

"If I always told you the truth, I wouldn't need you to trust me."

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 6:46pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Even though she
» doesn't believe in love,
he's determine to call
her bluff.

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bricoco
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 4:39pm UTC

"Brianna I love you, I never wanna let you go. The more I think about the more I wanna let you know that everything you do, is super duper cute."
From a letter one of my dance students gave me.

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:18pm UTC

Me: hey mom look I did all the dishes
Me: hey mom look I got on a honor roll
Me: hey mom look I got another award today
Me: hey mom look I'm not addicted to drugs, alcohol, and s.ex
Me: hey mom look I won the Nobel peace prize
Me: hey mom look I broke a world record
Me: *forgot to wipe off counters*
My mom: GOD NO ONE EVER DOES ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE. THIS FAMILY IS SO DISRESPECTFUL. I WORK MY BUTT OFF ALL DAY JUST TO COME HOME TO THIS MESS. YOU ARE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU'RE 69283829392.

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