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  1. sarikacho sarikacho
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    Promo Time!
    Must Be Following me At: SarikaCho.tumblr.com
    Only reblogs, Likes will be ignored!
    First 5 to reblog and follow!
    I'll be sure to personally give your blog a look and tell you what I like about it!
    Have fun, Angels!

  2. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    Don't worry for those who talk behind your back
    They are behind you for some reason

  3. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 11:36am UTC
    If you put
    'violently' in front of anything describes your action it becomes 4000x funnier
    Violently farts
    Violently organizes her portfolio
    Violently babysits children
    Violently twerks
    Violently breathes
    Violently studies
    Violently murderes 5 children
    Violently worries about the previous line

  4. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    family: so! you'll be an adult soon
    me: yep. psyched~!
    family: have you figured out your career plans?
    me: um...
    family: what about retirement?
    family: health insurance?
    family: mortgage?
    family: your best friend from kindergarten already has a baby

  5. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    I wish I could, but i dont want to

  6. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
    raise the roof

  7. KeepTheInsanity KeepTheInsanity
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    But who would fall in love with a girl who has scars down her arm? But who would fall in love with a girl whose smile quickly fades? But who would fall in love with a girl who didn't allow herself to be loved? Exactly. - l.p

  8. KeepTheInsanity KeepTheInsanity
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    Are you happy or pretend to be?

  9. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Witty Profiles Blog
    Anonymous asked: How sassy do you feel about owning teenage girls souls on a website
    It’s great, but not as great as one might believe. Imagine having 300,000 teenage daughters.
    omg i asked this btw. I didn't even think steve would respond lol

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