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x0GreenEyes
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 9:58am UTC

When I was a child
I was looking forward to grow up
Now I want to become a child again >.<

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x0GreenEyes
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 7:58am UTC

I hate school.
Why?Well they are many reasons why me and all the kids in this world hate school.
1.You've gotta have a b/tch teacher that you hate and he/she hates you back. (Mine is the chemistry teacher.She is a witch.)
2.Tests, pop-quiz, and pop-quiz that they never warn you and they say that this will count to your 70% final grade.
3.You always have someone in the class that you hate the most.
For me it's a girl
4.SEVEN HOURS of learning stuff.Really? ._.That's why i get ''Depons''.(They stop the headache<)
5.The most annoying subject is...Maths.Ok we need Maths, but they are so hard.When i do my math i always have a headache.
6.The good is that you see your friends and when a teacher is ''missing'' you at least go to your home early.
The summer is ending so we will get back to our desks, mocking teacher's at the back, laughing with our friends at the lessons.And that's only the good stuff.

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Pudding007
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August 17, 2013 4:55pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW #2
there is a male version of PMS called IMS

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zozothekoalo
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Pain is Temporary. Pride is Forever.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Whenever I forget theres no more of what I was drinking in my cup
and I go to drink out of it, and then I see theres nothing there I get even more thirsty,
and I imagine theres no more water on the
entire planet.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Youtube is trying to make Spongebob look satanic
DON'T YOU MESS WITH SPONGEBOB.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Okay so I wasted my life a little
I spent the last two hours on the tag "Spongebob" and I think I've seen every, single, spongebob, quote on here.
Yeah bro, thats my life.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:09am UTC

instead of snapchat, i prefer to give a photograph of myself
to my friend and after four seconds set it on fire while its in their hands. they do it back to me and we continue the process its a perfect substitute

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QuietlyLoud
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 12:07am UTC

When i was a kid there was no 'ehh she's a kid' when i misbehaved.
It was 'do it again and i'll knock you into next week'

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SaturdayInJuly
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Cleverbot: What is your name?
Me: Bob.
Cleverbot: Thats a cool name, are you a builder?
Me: Yes I am, how did you know?
Cleverbot: I just do.
Me: How?
Cleverbot: I just do, okay?
Me: Do you stalk me?
Cleverbot: No I just watch you closely.
*True story bro

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himynamesdayna*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Every girl has that one boy she will never lose feeling for.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 1:17pm UTC

So earlier I was pushing my little sister on the swings.
And I asked her if she was ready and she dramatically looks at the sky and intensely says, "I was born ready".

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ilovetoeat
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 3:16pm UTC

A True best friend will,
laugh when you fall but, when
your both done laughing they'll
help you back up
so you can fall back down again.
#truestorybro<333

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AnnaBrooke2002
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 12:12am UTC

Your heart never breaks, it only crumbles.

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fivehourslater
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 5:44am UTC

Cleverbot
Who does Sherlock love?
John Watson.
And who does John Watson love?
Sherlock Holmes.

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lovebitesyou
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:42pm UTC

you complain about how witty quotes are bad by making a pointless quote about it adding to all the other pointless quotes you were complaining about.
lol nice...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Science teacher: Oh, I still have powdered sugar in my class
Classmate: Why do you have powdered sugar?
Science teacher: Because it looks like cocaine.

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Shelbie!*
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 12:36am UTC

It's not a love story until its reality.

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savvywinter
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Friend: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: His.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 5:39pm UTC

No matter what point of history you go to,
it's always white people f.cking sh.t up for everyone.

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