Renegade* posted a quote
February 5, 2014 3:38pm UTC
Other people's confessions be like: I killed a guy, hooked up with my sister's boyfriend and his dad and then robbed a bank. My confessions be like: I kind of like algebra. And yet people are always more surprised by mine. :/
Gia2525 posted a quote
January 29, 2014 9:50pm UTC
Follow up one So today the teacher was out of the room and ittook me for every to get the answer to a warmup problem... Me:Oh the answer is (1,5) (Real answer XD) Popular guy: No sh*t sherlock Me: F*ck you watson .-. The whole class was dieing XD _____________ So the best part was the guy you I said that to was tellling this cute new kid earlier to not talk to me because I was weird (I was think b*tch you dont know me....well your right but still!)...The new guy now talks to me. :P
24601* posted a quote
January 22, 2014 11:47pm UTC
Conversation between my 8 and 10 year old sisters; Youngest: If you post that picture of me in the pony kimono I'll rip up your face! Older: Well i'll rip up your butt! Youngest" Well i'll rip up your dreams! *Intimidating silence* what kind of world is this....
Closures posted a quote
December 29, 2013 6:47pm UTC
Me:*Picks up a small piece of lemon chicken.* Me:"You're so cute oh yes you are! OH YES YOU ARE." Mom:*Walks into my room like a hoe.* Mom:"Um.Courtney.What are you doing?" Me:*Drops chicken.* Me:"Making friends...Aren't you happy for me mom?" Okay so i must have sounded f.cking insane because she ran out of my room screaming. #StayFreaky.
In History, our teacher gave us a project where we had to make our essay papers look old, My friend austin walked up to her and handed her the paper; "Want to know what I used?" He said. "What?" The teacher replied. "Soy sauce... Because i'm asian.." He slowly walked away
*VA VA VOOM* posted a quote
December 2, 2013 2:32pm UTC
In RE we had to write our own rules: 1) Be polite 2) Don't sass me 3)If you anger me, be prepared to be thrown off a building 4)If you annoy me, just die
emily_leah posted a quote
October 5, 2013 10:41am UTC
So my new favorite thing to say is: "I mean...If you want to!" For example: If a hot guy takes off his shirt and he has absss... You would say "I mean...If you want to!" Or if your crush gives you a hug or something you say "I mean...If you want to!" :D
Plusle_N_Minun posted a quote
September 11, 2013 8:26pm UTC
So I went to the eye doctor today to get my eyes checked out (I have very bad vision) And then this old lady pulls me aside and says: "You've been living in a blurry world for so long, you didn't know it was blurry." And at that moment I didn't know whether to be scared or make a quote about it.
Plusle_N_Minun posted a quote
September 9, 2013 8:20pm UTC
I understand how some teachers mispronounce names on the first day. But I seriously don't get how this teacher mispronounces Megan. It's not even a ghetto name. "Is Mee-gon here?" Like dafuq. Who says that?
ZombiexEater* posted a quote
September 1, 2013 12:15pm UTC
Every girl: Like in those romantic movies, where the guy sees a puddle so he takes off his jacket and puts it over the puddle so the girl can walk across. Me: Well why can't they walk around it?