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  1. WPiC123 WPiC123
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    The thing is feelings
    Don't walk away
    People do...

  2. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:38pm UTC
    Other people's confessions be like: I killed a guy, hooked up with my sister's boyfriend and his dad and then robbed a bank.
    My confessions be like: I kind of like algebra.
    And yet people are always more surprised by mine. :/

  3. Renegade* Renegade*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 3:05pm UTC
    I hate all the guys I know.
    I repeat, ALL OF THEM.

  4. Gia2525 Gia2525
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 9:50pm UTC
    Follow up one
    So today the teacher was out of the room and ittook me for every to get the answer to a warmup problem...
    Me:Oh the answer is (1,5) (Real answer XD)
    Popular guy: No sh*t sherlock
    Me: F*ck you watson .-.
    The whole class was dieing XD
    _____________
    So the best part was the guy you I said that to was tellling this cute new kid earlier to not talk to me because I was weird (I was think b*tch you dont know me....well your right but still!)...The new guy now talks to me. :P

  5. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 11:12am UTC
    Plot Twist:
    People do care about you.

  6. 24601* 24601*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    Conversation between my 8 and 10 year old sisters;
    Youngest: If you post that picture of me in the pony kimono I'll rip up your face!
    Older: Well i'll rip up your butt!
    Youngest" Well i'll rip up your dreams!
    *Intimidating silence*
    what kind of world is this....

  7. Closures Closures
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    Me:*Picks up a small piece of lemon chicken.*
    Me:"You're so cute oh yes you are! OH YES YOU ARE."
    Mom:*Walks into my room like a hoe.*
    Mom:"Um.Courtney.What are you doing?"
    Me:*Drops chicken.*
    Me:"Making friends...Aren't you happy for me mom?"
    Okay so i must have sounded f.cking insane because she ran out of my room screaming.
    #StayFreaky.

  8. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    Why are books better than real life??? :'(

  9. ForWhomTheBellTolls* ForWhomTheBellTolls*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    In History, our teacher gave us a project where we had to make our essay papers look old, My friend austin walked up to her and handed her the paper;
    "Want to know what I used?" He said.
    "What?" The teacher replied.
    "Soy sauce... Because i'm asian.." He slowly walked away

  10. *VA VA VOOM* *VA VA VOOM*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    In RE we had to write our own rules:
    1) Be polite
    2) Don't sass me
    3)If you anger me, be prepared to be thrown off a building
    4)If you annoy me, just die

  11. gapintheuniverse* gapintheuniverse*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Priest: Body of Christ
    Me: Thank you Father, I've been working out

  12. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember. The cheapest prices attract the most customers.

  13. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 3:36am UTC
    Sooooooooo...
    I decided to shave my head today.
    Thank you, that is all.

  14. emily_leah emily_leah
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 10:41am UTC
    So my new favorite thing to say is:
    "I mean...If you want to!"
    For example:
    If a hot guy takes off his shirt and he has absss...
    You would say "I mean...If you want to!"
    Or if your crush gives you a hug or something you say
    "I mean...If you want to!"
    :D

  15. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    !!!OMFFFG STEVE YOU ARE AMAZING!!!
    I love how if you don't have a profile picture
    It automatically becomes a cat
    ^ ^
    =(·_·)=
    / \
    (____)~

  16. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    So I went to the eye doctor today to get my eyes checked out
    (I have very bad vision)
    And then this old lady pulls me aside and says:
    "You've been living in a blurry world for so long,
    you didn't know it was blurry."
    And at that moment I didn't know whether to be scared
    or make a quote about it.

  17. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    I understand how some teachers mispronounce names on the first day.
    But I seriously don't get how this teacher mispronounces Megan.
    It's not even a ghetto name.
    "Is Mee-gon here?"
    Like dafuq.
    Who says that?

  18. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    Every girl: Like in those romantic movies, where the guy sees a puddle so he takes off his jacket and puts it over the puddle so the girl can walk across.
    Me: Well why can't they walk around it?

  19. summerbaby6 summerbaby6
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    me: *post quote*
    me: * waits thirty seconds still no faves*
    me: IT'S HOPELESS!!!!

  20. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    I like you .... Said no one to me ever!!

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