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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2015 3:00am UTC
    I just realized that you can take
    out a micro sd card from a phone,
    put it in an adapter, put it in your
    camera, take pictures, put the micro
    sd back in your phone, and boom
    instant photos. I will be using my
    camera more often. my life has
    become at least 20% better.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2015 2:47am UTC
    I am so clingy, when I am bored
    I drive an hour to town, just so I can
    hangout with my mom at work. I just
    chill in the office. for 10 hours. that is
    my life.

  3. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2015 11:11pm UTC
    Did you hear me, when I said
    I love the way you laugh.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2015 5:53pm UTC
    meeting people online, and starting
    up relationships while you're states apart
    is becoming more and more common.
    and yet there are still so much judgement.
    like, okay guys, I just want to say that if you
    ever fall in love with someone online, (and
    you know they aren't just catfishing you)
    and you get a lot of flack for it, don't even
    listen to it. my oldest sister met someone
    on Runescape, and she fell in love (she
    actually ended up dumping her bf, who
    she also met online and ended up flying
    out to see before, to be with this new
    person she fell in love with.) she moved
    away from home to be with this person
    on a whim, and now they've been living
    together for 3-4 years, and they're going
    to be getting married and they want to
    have kids (and that is a miracle in itself
    because my sister never wanted kids.
    she never wanted to give birth. but her
    girlfriend has a hormonal imbalance or
    something so if they do have a kid vs.
    adopting, my sister will be the carrier.)
    and they are happy.

  5. iphone_bacon iphone_bacon
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 8:34pm UTC
    Me: I Hate You Mom!
    *1 hour later*
    Me: Hey mom can I have some food.

  6. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    everyone
    keeps
    fading
    away

  7. SamAnnFox97 SamAnnFox97
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 10:08am UTC
    When I Wake Up : I didnt get much sleep , I will go to bed early tonight!
    Later That Night: *goes to bed at 4am*
    This Happens To Everybody.

  8. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Today at lunch:
    Me: *Laughing because I was trying to breathe like Spongebob*
    My boyfriend: Babe, you're gonna die laughing. Stop!
    Me: *Laughs more* That would be an awesome way to die though!
    Me: Than my ghost would haunt you!
    Me: You could never have s3x!
    Me: *laughs*
    My boyfriend: I would die and haunt you.
    Me: How can you haunt me? I'm a ghost!
    My boyfriend: I'll just follow you around.
    Me: Our ghosts can have s3x!
    Me: *Laughs, and laughs, and laughs*
    My boyfriend: *Chuckles* Only you....

  9. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    He was a broken branch, grafted onto a different family tree. Adopted. Not because his parents opted for a different destiny.
    He was 3 when he became a mixed drink of one part left alone, and 2 parts tragedy.
    Started therapy in 8th grade. Had a personality made of tests and pills. Lived like the up hills were mountains, and the down hills were cliffs. 4/5th suicidal. A tidal wave of anti-depressants and an adolescence being called 'popper'. One part because of the pills, 99 parts because of the cruelty.
    He tried to kill himself in grade 10 when a kid who could still go home to mom and dad had the audacity to tell him to 'get over it'. As if depression is something that can be remedied by any of the contents found in a first aide kit.
    To this day he is a stick of TNT lit from both ends. Could describe to you in detail the way the sky bends and the moments before its fall.
    And despite an army of friends who call him an inspiration, he remains a conversation piece between people who can't understand something being drug free has less to do with addiction and more to do with sanity.
    To
    This
    Day.

  10. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    We're not broken,
    just bent.
    Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

  11. OutrightAwesome OutrightAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    When someone's talking,
    and you really want to say something,
    but when they stop talking,
    you forget what it is.

  12. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    " What's up?"
    -My pants
    " Not really we live in the 21st centry."

  13. HalleBerryHallelujah HalleBerryHallelujah
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 8:24am UTC
    when you buy a bag of air
    And the company was nice enough to put a few chips in.

  14. Mollie88 Mollie88
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    I hate being a girl sometimes.

  15. wdmbguard wdmbguard
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Happiness doesn't mean everything is perfect, It just means you have looked past all the imperfections

  16. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    - Eat -
    - Sleep -
    - Repeat -
    #summer2013

  17. RAWWR_ RAWWR_
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Telling some 'brb'
    when really you just don't
    want to talk to them

  18. xxloveyabooxx xxloveyabooxx
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    i'm putting my defences up
    cause i don't want to fall in love
    if i ever did that i think i'd have a
    heart attack

  19. We_Are_Who_We_Are We_Are_Who_We_Are
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Well I think I've learned that you can't change anyone, no matter how hard you try.
    You can only change yourself.

  20. xoinfinitelovexo xoinfinitelovexo
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    She got a big booty so I call her
    by her government birth name because thats what every girl deserves.

:)

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