Witty Profiles

Tripped Quotes

Vinita*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 2:49pm UTC
One time
I tripped in front of a 2nd grader
and I wanted to say holy cr*p
but i wanted to say holy cow because it was a 2nd grader
so I ended up saying
'Holy crow'

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 27 points
DunGoofed
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 2:48am UTC
Today I was in the village (Manhattan) and when I walked past a group of drunk-a** white guys, one of them said to me
YO!!! MY BRO LOVES YOU!!
So I snorted and then walked away and tripped as I got back into the car. .-.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
Macncheese971d
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 8:27am UTC
This morning at cross country my friend said to me, "I'm a helper and a do-er. But I shall not help by doing." She then proceeded to watch as I had to pick myself back up because I tripped on a rock on the course.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
chickittylover
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:09pm UTC
I didn't fall in love with you.
Nope, I tripped down some stairs into concrete, rolled into
mud, crashed into a boulder, and jumped off a cliff into a
cactus field for you.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 45 points
mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 4:30pm UTC
Everytime someone drops something, knocks
something over, or trips in public my dad yells "Oh My
God! This is a disaster!!" so the person freaks out and I
hang my head in embarrasment as he pats me on the
back and laughs.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles