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  1. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    people who open the door for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude

  2. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Some things in life are for the better, but also things can be for the bad you just have to decide what you want to go with. You can go for the better or live in the bad it's your live decide for yourself.

  3. notamorningperson* notamorningperson*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    If a dude keeps staring at your boobs and you're tired of it, just stare right at his package. Make him feel insecure. Even, like, squint your eyes a little bit.
    #GirlCode

  4. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    yo whatever mom
    i need to get back to my gang thanks for dinner

  5. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    yo whatever mom
    i need to get back to my gang thanks for dinner

  6. mj25 mj25
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    It's amazing how much you can hide just by putting on a smile for the world.

  7. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    I'm going to take a hot shower.
    It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

  8. maddiepoytress maddiepoytress
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Have you ever felt really good? Like, amazingly good? Just one of those days when everything turns out great? Maybe the boy you like talked to you. Maybe your siblings didn't annoy you. Maybe it was just totally awesome for no reason what-so-ever.
    Yeah, me neither.

  9. maddiepoytress maddiepoytress
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    Why do you like me so much?
    You actually know me.

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