Tomatoes Quotes

Red dragon*
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April 5, 2014 7:10am UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Psychic_Potter
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October 22, 2013 11:42am UTC

I bet if we Wittians made a comedy show, the public will probably hit us with tomatoes

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StreetDancer
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April 18, 2013 3:12pm UTC

All I did today
was dancing randomly
and staring at my fish
maybe that could exlain my grades..

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RoseNightshade1799
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April 8, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Whenever I eat a tomato
I pretend I'm a vampire and suck all the pulpy stuff out first

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psychosis*
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March 14, 2013 11:40pm UTC

INSIDE A BLACK HOLE TIME STOPS ALLTOGETHER
Whether or not this story will ever be proven,
I'm moved to believe that this would be the perfect place to love someone
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sassarelli0302
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February 21, 2013 1:19pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit not a vegetable; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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imaginationgirl
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February 14, 2013 6:33pm UTC

"I'm prego" A teenage daughter tells her mother tearfully over the phone. Her mother gasps and demands for her to come home immediately. She arrives home and her mother opens the door. Her mother screams. Her daughter has turned into a giant can of Prego tomato sauce.
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