Ticket Quotes

ki*
posted a quote
February 24, 2015 7:10pm UTC

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What do you want?
-A ticket away from my reality.
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happiest*
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 12:24pm UTC

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 9:00pm UTC

I just put my hands on my computer screen and prayed to a God that I don't even know if such a thing exists that I win a contest on Green Day's fanclub website for a Green Day Tour Pass from 1994.
Okay.

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Kitkatxx
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Ticket Collector: Enjoy the movie!
Me: Thanks, you too!
Ticket Collector:
Me:
Ticket Collector:
Me:
Ticket Collector:
Me: Wait...

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jess4774
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 11:15am UTC

Life choices is like a lottery ticket: it may bring you joy and happiness. But once it has run out, what's left is emptiness with holes to fill in.

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queezle*
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 7:50pm UTC

I got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
Oh, I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say?
I'm going to NYC!!!

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Going1D
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 2:51am UTC

Imagine:
It's your birthday and your parents gift is a ticket to 1D's concert. (V.I.P)

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Iwannacookie2304
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March 18, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Guy: Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got fine written all over you.
Me: OMG that's so embarrassing! Where?

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