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SarahLee3494
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September 6, 2013 1:04pm UTC
You don't want me to be with you. You don't want me to be with someone else. How miserable do I have to be to make you happy?

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BatmanChick18
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July 20, 2013 11:54pm UTC
Lisa: I read books like you drink.
Homer: Then you have a serious problem.

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Johanna Mason*
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July 13, 2013 4:48pm UTC
"I'm in an abusive relationship with life,
it keeps giving me blows,
and I'm too cowardly to leave it."
- Homer Simpson

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br0kendreams
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April 21, 2013 12:42am UTC
I'M IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH LIFE.
IT KEEPS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF ME,
AND I'M TOO COWARDLY TO LEAVE IT.

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IzzyWizzy1998
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April 19, 2013 6:07pm UTC
Homer; Lisa, everyone knows dragons do not attack cars. Geez, pick up a book.
Lisa; I pick up books like you pick up beers!
Homer; Then you have a serious reading problem.
-The Simpsons

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Katie27May
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February 20, 2013 3:28pm UTC
@@@:-)=IT'S MARGE SIMPSON

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