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Homer; Lisa, everyone knows dragons do not attack cars. Geez, pick up a book.

Lisa; I pick up books like you pick up beers!

Homer; Then you have a serious reading problem.


-The Simpsons
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Homer; Lisa, everyone knows dragons do not attack cars. Geez,

5 faves · Apr 19, 2013 6:07pm

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