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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
    Teach a man how to fish and he will eat for a lifetime .
    Give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish

  2. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    I would be a teacher just to have the whiteboard to
    draw on.

  3. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    i have surrounded myself with independent, fearless, original human beings. they have taught me about the greatest and worst things in this life, but the most important thing they taught me was how to love this life. jkrgbtjkbgh

  4. ReonnaLeigh ReonnaLeigh
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    books teach me things schools never could

  5. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Teach me how to love the unlovable.

  6. peachyrays peachyrays
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    how about instead of punishing me for wearing shorts or a sleeveless shirt when it is 90 degrees and humid outside we teach people not to overly sexualize parts of the body that are seen everywhere otherwise

  7. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    Thinking back on some of the things I said to him, and feeling like an idiot. For example, he said he might teach me me how to play Call Of Duty, and I was all like "Is it at your house?" LIKE WHAT THE FUDGING HECK DID I THINK!?!?!?! UGH I JUST WANT TO TAKE IT BACK. I've said other stupid things to him, too.

  8. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    ''You distract me, but I'm distracted without you.
    I don't know what to do, baby teach me how to,''

  9. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 11:21pm UTC
    if flowers can teach themselves how to bloom
    after winter passes,
    so can you.

  10. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Teach the ignorant as much as you can.

  11. MyBrokenHorizon MyBrokenHorizon
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.
    - Neil Gaiman

  12. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2015 11:29pm UTC
    Teach me
    Wrong
    from
    Right
    <SAVE ME>

  13. KayleeAnn22 KayleeAnn22
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    does anyone know where i can find a good layout

  14. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 11:55am UTC
    Schools often teach for no good reason
    They teach you early in the morning when you are tired and quite stupid
    They serve lunch at noon when you're tired and not hungry
    They teach in the afternoon when you are tired and quite stupid.
    ~Dear dumb diary

  15. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 2:40am UTC
    My homework brings all the Asians to the yard
    And they're like, it wasn't even hard
    I'm gonna teach you,
    but I have to charge.

  16. teenidle teenidle
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    one 1-line poem for each.
    (not really. if you highlight the text, you can
    see the first letter of the person's name)
    I.
    You've lost yourself, and now you've lost me (not that you'd even notice.) G
    II.
    Fluttered into my life, and you haven't left since. I
    III.
    You're the one who deserves the most, yet you recieve the least, constant victim of shortcomings. Sh
    IV.
    Metalhead junkie that lives in the grasslands of my life, you're the sunshine that shouldn't go out. F
    V.
    Nights up late laughing together doesn't erase the nights up late crying alone. E
    VI.
    Golden-hearted princesses like you should never go out of style. M
    VII.
    Potential buried under oceans of self-doubt. S

  17. Girl_Who_Waited Girl_Who_Waited
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:11am UTC
    When your chem teacher is gone
    and
    You have the hot sub
    Excuse me while I go and spazz out

  18. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    'I need to teach you a lesson!'
    *Gets out exercise books*

  19. _defan _defan
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 8:41am UTC
    my family taught me to apoligise for my mistakes,
    but now everyone says sorry is just a word?
    •_•

  20. Erica_213 Erica_213
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    Let's just say..
    that my past sure taught me a lot♥

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