Let me tell you something about Giovanna Plowman(tampon girl). We were best friends in middle school. I know right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even...whatever. So then, in eighth grade I got my period, Giovanna was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow her off because of period pains, she'd be like, "Why didn't you let me have your tampons?" And I'd be like, "What is wrong with you?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girl pool party, I was like, "Giovanna, I can't invite you, because I think you're going to steal everyone's tampon." I mean I couldn't have HER at my party. There were gonna be the girls there on their PERIODS. I mean, right? She's was OBSESSED. So then, her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it so retarded. And then, she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she eats tampons.