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Rainbow185
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February 15, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Tampon girl
Cup song in style again
#CutforBieber
Harlem Shake
We aren't even in two full months of 2013 yet...

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sing4themoment
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February 8, 2013 1:53pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Giovanna Plowman.
We were best friends in middle school.
I know, r i g h t ?
It's so embarassing.
I don't even...whatever.
So then in eighth grade, I got my p e r i o d, and Giovanna was like, weirdly jealous of it.
Like, if I would blow her off because of period pains, she'd be like, "Why didn't you let me have your tampon?"
And I'd be like, "What is wrong with you?"
So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool pary, I was like, "Giovanna, I can't invite you, because I think you're gonna steal everyone's tampons."
I mean I couldn't have HER at my party.
There were gonna be girls there on their PERIODS.
I mean, right?
She was OBSESSED.
So then her mom called my mom and started y e l l i n g at her, it was so retarded.
And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for h i g h s c h o o l, all of her hair was cut off and we was totally weird.
And now I guess she eats tampons.
-twitter

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Andreaxoxo
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February 3, 2013 12:38pm UTC

"I love when I get my period!"
says no one ever Giovanna Plowman

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abbfab99
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January 25, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Giovanna Plowman(tampon girl). We were best friends in middle school. I know right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even...whatever. So then, in eighth grade I got my period, Giovanna was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow her off because of period pains, she'd be like, "Why didn't you let me have your tampons?" And I'd be like, "What is wrong with you?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girl pool party, I was like, "Giovanna, I can't invite you, because I think you're going to steal everyone's tampon." I mean I couldn't have HER at my party. There were gonna be the girls there on their PERIODS. I mean, right? She's was OBSESSED. So then, her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it so retarded. And then, she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she eats tampons.

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