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  1. BlackInkRevenge BlackInkRevenge
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2019 4:08am UTC
    It's like you're homesick for a place
    that doesn't even exist

  2. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2017 11:57pm UTC
    happiness is a state of mind

  3. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    Shoutout to our high school football team on
    their 26th win in a row,
    advancing on to sub-state.
    Back to back state champions, here we come.

  4. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    My sadness has become an addiction.
    When I'm not sad, I feel lost.
    I start to panic trying to find my
    way back which leads me back
    to my original
    state: sadness.

  5. nothing Important* nothing Important*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 8:06am UTC
    You know what would be funny. If you got a random number and they didn't know who u were. But when they ask who is this you would say Jake from state farm

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 6:49am UTC
    *going to dollar general*
    Cousin: We're in the bad part of town.
    Me: Bad part of town? Seriously?
    Me: It's f.ucking Pennsylvania.
    Me: What's the worst that's going to happen?
    Me: Get shanked by Amish?

  7. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 8:01am UTC
    "It's a lot like the weather in Florida," mused the girl.
    "Or, at least, how it was when I was there. It seemed to rain every day. The darkness, the storm, it was a given. However, when people, outside people, thought of that place, they saw in their minds something bright, beautiful, and sunnny. Such is my mind. It is dark there, seemingly always, and yet, when people look at me they see brightness and joy, they do not know. However, just as it is with Florida, it is with my mind. There is darkness, which I can expect, and there is the light, which I can never predict."

  8. veennn veennn
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    what a
    peculiar
    state
    we're in.
    -au revoir, onerepublic

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    Fungry:
    The state of being f*cking hungry.

  10. purplepanther79 purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    There are two things that are final.
    Death...
    And the state assessment.

  11. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:06am UTC
    DO YOU EVER JUST
    STARE UP AT THE NIGHT
    SKY, LAYING THERE
    WHILE TIME FLIES BY?

  12. MissHatty MissHatty
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 7:48am UTC
    COMMENT if you want to find out if any wittians, go to the same school as you/live near you or know you.
    Please comment with:
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    If you recognize someone, start chatting to them.
    The only rule? Your not allowed to tell anyone other than a wittian that they have witty profiles :)) xo

  13. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 11:24am UTC
    What did Delaware?
    I think it was a New Jersey.
    Idaho but Alaska.

  14. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 6:44am UTC
    "Never be afraid to say what's on your mind. Just state your opinion loud and clear, even if you have to tell the whole world about it."
    ~derekajames

  15. xoLoveMatters xoLoveMatters
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Dreams are weird, so if you're my dream guy... that means...
    You're the one who grew my chocolate covered cabbages on my pet 2-legged octopus in the Empire State Building!
    Oh, I've finally found you!

:)

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