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purplepanther79

1. purplepanther79
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2013 3:52pm UTC
   Operation Get Tan
   is a complete fail.
   
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2. purplepanther79
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2013 4:45pm UTC
   Why?
   Why you gotta be so blind?
   Won't you open up your eyes?
   Just a matter of time, till you find
   He's no good, girl. No good for you.
   You better get to getting on your goodbye shoes.
   
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3. purplepanther79
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2013 4:29pm UTC
   We accept the love we think we deserve.
   - The Perks of Being a Wallflower
   
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4. purplepanther79
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2013 3:39pm UTC
   I swear I can
   see myself getting fatter
   with
   every
   bite
   of
   ice cream.
   
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5. purplepanther79
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2013 7:29pm UTC
   There are two things that are final.
   Death...
   And the state assessment.
   
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6. purplepanther79
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2013 11:34am UTC
   Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
   -Sam, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
   
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7. purplepanther79
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2013 5:53pm UTC
   Let's go be psychos together.
   -Sam, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
   
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8. purplepanther79
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2013 4:45pm UTC
   And I see you with her
   Slow dancing
   Tearing me apart cause
   you don't see.
   Whenever you kiss her
   I'm breaking
   Oh how I wish
   that was me.
   
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9. purplepanther79
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2013 5:00pm UTC
   See I've been waiting all day
   For you to call me baby
   So let's get up and let's get on it
   Don't you leave me BROKENHEARTED tonight
   
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10. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    No matter how old I get,
    I'm still going to mentally sing
    my ABC's to see
    what letter comes next
    
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11. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    That mini heart attack...
    you get when you're in bed,
    almost asleep and suddenly you get
    that strange falling sensation.
    It wakes me up everytime.
    
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12. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    They say not to drink and drive.
    Well today I was drinking a juice box
    and riding my tricycle
    and I felt so
    DANGEROUS
    
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13. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    I Wish by One Direction totally expresses my feelings.
    
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14. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    It's time to begin.
    Isn't it?
    I get a little bit bigger but then
    I'll admit
    I'm just the same as I was.
    Don't you understand?
    I'M NEVER CHANGING WHO I AM!
    
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15. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    YODO
    You Only Die Once.
    So make it painful. :D
    
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16. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    I feel like the only reason I'm here is to help people with their homework.
    
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17. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    I'm supposed to be
    writing an essay right now.
    Just thought I'd put that out there.
    
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18. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:24am UTC
    Fat Amy: "Lesbihonest."
    Cynthia Rose: "I have had a serious gambling problem."
    Fat Amy: *looks confused*
    Cynthia Rose: "It started when I broke up with my girlfriend."
    Fat Amy: "Whoop there it is."
    <3 Pitch Perfect
    
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19. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Even now, I'm still scared of the Halloween stores.
    
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20. purplepanther79
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Those public restroom stalls that look like their occupied, but they're not, so you stand around looking like an idiot.
    
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