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  1. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2016 7:30am UTC
    Some people say Earth is visited
    by aliens who choose to remain in secret. If it’s true, what could they want? Certainly, they must be so technologically superior to us that they can’t possibly need anything technological from us. If they need resources (some say they’re after gold or water), wouldn’t they just take those resources? It’s not as if we could resist them, so why do they hide?
    I have a hypothesis.
    There is something we have that they don’t have that would require their remaining hidden in order to get. That thing is our culture. They’re observing our art, our music, our mistakes, our wars, and our silly little sciences struggling to understand the universe. They enjoy watching us in our wild, undisturbed, primitive state. They see our highest technology and think, “Isn’t that cute. Look what they think they invented.” They take deep breaths of our pollution and it makes them feel rustic and quaint.
    Were they to reveal themselves
    to us, they would infect our culture with their culture, and we would no longer be wild. We would no longer be natural. Everything alien would become the latest fad. Our music would start to sound more like theirs. Our TV would tell alien gossip. Our schools would teach their math and languages. The more we became like them, the less entertaining we would be for them. That is why they hide. Earth is a wildlife preserve for aliens. They come here to get back to nature, as we go to the park to watch the squirrels.
    Aliens
    Squirrels
    quote and format by Raxin

  2. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 2:01pm UTC
    What if people
    Made parodies for old songs?
    "Oh squirrels,they wanna have fu-un!"
    Format by Breeze
    My quote.Do NOT Steal

  3. SeeU SeeU
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 4:32am UTC
    Donate 900000000₩ to save hippo-squirrels.
    Thank you now I can buy all the donuts I want~

  4. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Girls
    are like
    apples on
    trees. Boys are
    too scared to climb
    to the top of the tree to
    get the good, kind ones so
    they settle for the awful, unripe
    ones at the bottom of the
    tree. The cool
    apples just
    have to
    wait for
    that brave
    boy to climb
    ......................................to the top of the tree to get them..................................

  5. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    My biggest fears ever are squirrels and ghosts.
    I know squirrels sound stupid, but even though they are adorable I fell like they are going to just run to me and then attack my face.
    The ghost one makes sense though because I live in a house that is over 100 years old and I swear to God that I have seen them in my house before.

  6. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 11:59am UTC
    HEY
    so today, in my test,
    I spent over half the time
    staring out the window,
    watching a squirrel
    chasing another squirrel...
    I guess it must be breeding season,
    cuz you can guess what
    happened next....
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 10:29am UTC
    if everyone was as smart as they say they are ♥
    they'd see the hurt i hide inside

  8. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 10:43am UTC
    Squirrels don't know the square root of x and they seem to be doing fine.

  9. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    I made this quote recently:
    Distriburritor:
    One who distributes burritos.
    grooveshark
    Today I saw it again, and clicked on it.
    It led me to a youtube video of a squirrel obstacle course.

  10. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    Today I saw a squirrel that actually ran across the road without stopping.
    Without stopping.
    Without stopping.

  11. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    I get distracted reall-
    Oh hey look a squirrel.
    nmq

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