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Best Sports Quotes This Week

  1. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 8:08pm UTC
    Why should I have to alter my clothing
    and my style to fit some dress code
    just because the guys in my school
    don't know how to control themselves?

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    Person: In Boston, we only care about three things: sports, politics, and revenge
    Me: Dunkin Donuts should be in there somewhere

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    How Someone Can Be Attractive and Ugly at the Same Time:
    The Dougie Hamilton Story

  4. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:00pm UTC
    *when my name's on a math problem*
    whole class: *stares at me*
    me: that's right bιtches I bought 300 watermelons

  5. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 11:48am UTC
    Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you`re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldnt make a diffrence if you were there or not?

  6. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 12:03am UTC
    i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say
    “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and
    “i feel like wearing boobs today”
    or
    “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on”
    and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
    like this would honestly solve like 10 of my problems

  7. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 9:11pm UTC
    Mistake after mistake. Can I ever do anything right.

  8. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    My parents get angry with me when they find out
    that I am on social media talking to people I don't know
    but I have met some of the nicest and most caring individuals online
    So someday when my son/daughter comes to me saying that
    they met someone online or they have a witty/tumblr/whatever
    Sure, I am going to still be protective of my child's safety
    but I am going to think back to my childhood and how
    half of my friends were people I met online
    and I am not going to force her/him to delete it, or stop talking to them
    but I will smile, and encourage my child to make friends
    remembering how much my online friends impacted me so positively

  9. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 8:00am UTC
    It's okay. I understand
    She's skinnier. She's funnier.
    She's prettier.
    Don't worry.
    I wouldn't choose me either.

  10. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 3:03pm UTC
    Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will show them to you.

  11. catarina* catarina*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    This isn't mine
    but i need to exercise.
    believe me. I NEED.
    So comment your name.
    a=10 aquats
    b= 4 push ups
    c= 30 seconds of running in place
    d= glass of water
    e= 10 situps
    f= 20 jumping jacks
    g= 20 seconds touching toes
    h= 20 seconds stretching
    i= football running in place for 20 seconds
    j= 10 seconds of jumping
    k= hold one leg each for 10 seconds
    l= glass of water
    m= 5 one arm pushups
    n= run up and down the stairs for 20 seconds
    o= walk around my room for 20 seconds
    p= lift a weight for 15 seconds
    q= 20 lunges
    r= 20 bicycle crunches
    s= 10 side lunges
    t= 10 squat jumps
    u= wall sit for 10 seconds
    v= 10 seconds of planking
    w= dance for 10 seconds
    x= 10 jumping jacks
    y= 3 pushups
    z= 20 squats
    COME ON GUUUYSSS!!!

  12. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:05pm UTC
    I am constantly putting my things where they don't belong..
    Like the cereal in the fridge
    Or keys in the laundry
    Or faith in other people

  13. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    I am sick of being the one never invited to anything
    I am sick of being the one everyone overlooks
    I am sick of failing every test even though I study for hours
    I am sick of my parents not understanding
    I am sick of my friends not caring
    I am sick of having nobody, when I am there for everybody
    I am sick of being the one that falls too hard
    I am sick of being so gullible
    I am sick of being too nice
    I am sick of losing this game called life.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    i'm sexy
    i'm cute
    i'm popular to boot
    i'm b.itchin
    great hair
    the boys all love to stare
    i'm wanted
    i'm hot
    i'm everything you're not
    i'm pretty
    i'm cool
    i dominate this school
    who am i?
    just guess
    guys wanna touch my chest
    i'm rockin'
    i smile
    and many think i'm vile
    i'm flying
    i jump
    you can look but don't you hump
    i'm major
    i roar
    i swear i'm not a wh.ore
    we cheer and we lead
    we act like we're on speed
    hate us 'cause we're beautiful?
    well we don't like you either!

  15. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    can cute boys stop being
    1. gay
    2. younger than me
    3. 15 years older than me
    4. 12343576 miles away
    5. taken
    6. famous

  16. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 6:38am UTC
    I'm a girl. I don't
    smoke, drink, or
    party every
    weekend. I don't
    sleep around or
    start drama to get
    attention. Yes, we
    do still exist.

  17. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 4:48am UTC
    Error x
    Error 404: Life not found
    Operation canceled. Please get a life and try again.
    OK

  18. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:01am UTC
    Crying is the only way your eyes speak
    when your mouth can't explain how things
    made your heart broken.
    Gif taken by AnaCastro196

  19. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 10:22am UTC
    ❝ I WISH I WAS ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE.

  20. Lozza* Lozza*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 2:14am UTC
    I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
    because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless,
    and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that.
    - Robin Williams

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