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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
    Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
    Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
    Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
    Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
    Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
    Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
    Me: Why?

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC
    its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    Me whenever someone is rude to me: That's alright! That's okay! You're gonna pump my gas someday!

  4. truelove1018 truelove1018
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    *Slam dunks your opinion into the trash*

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    A lesson in sports
    1) Don't blame the fans for what the players do
    2) Don't blame the players for what the fans do

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    “youre so lucky that you can draw”
    yyeah it was all luck and not at all grueling and emotionally exhausting practice kind of like how olympians are lucky that theyre so good at sports

  7. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic how here on witty
    there is a category about sports and
    no category about food?

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Coffee's like crack to white people.

  9. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

  10. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    If steroids are illegal for athletes
    then photoshop should be illegal
    for models.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    every other sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: aw sh.t we lost
    every boston sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: yo chill the fck out we got this

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    I wear two pairs of pants
    while golfing in case I get a hole in one

  14. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2014 6:12am UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    THE
    "earth"
    WITHOUT
    "art"
    IS
    JUST
    "eh."
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

  15. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:32am UTC
    Look how they shine for you.

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 4:37pm UTC
    isn't it funny how Everyone promises forever until they find someone better

  17. cacti * cacti *
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 10:44am UTC
    I watch the night
    turn light blue
    but it's not the same
    without you.

  18. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 3:07pm UTC
    Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    Guys: eww fat chicks
    Guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
    Guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh
    Guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
    Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???
    Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
    Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband
    Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
    Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??

  19. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

  20. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 11:39pm UTC
    If you think someone is better off without you
    Chances are they probably aren't.

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