Sparta Quotes

DieiSomnians
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October 17, 2013 10:48pm UTC

Mr. Dukette: I have just handed out a poem. The goal forthe next two weeks is to commit this poem to memory and then act it out for other classes. Now I would like you all to read over it
Rayce: Yes! I don't have to marry anyone in this poem!
Mr. Dukette: Actually Rayce if you really wanted to, I could make you be Paris and then Jake could be Helen.
Jake:Hey! I did not volunteer to be Rayce's love interest.
Rayce: Well I didnt volunteer to marry Christine's cousin, but look where that got me.
Jake: You volunteered to marry her.
Rayce: No. I was voluntold
Mr. Dukette: What is voluntold?
Me: It's when you are asked to do something but you don't actually have a choice.
Rayce:Exactly!

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The_Krusty_Krab
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:32am UTC

kclSomeone walking into my classroom by accident...
Them: Hey is this English Class?
Me: No this... is... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
I need to stop watching movies...
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NothingButAbby
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May 3, 2013 10:44am UTC

I SHALL HAVE FOUR CHILDREN.
My first daughter shall be named Stacey. Then I
can say, "I'm Stacey's mom and I have it goin' on,"
My first son shall be named Luke. Then my husband
can say, "Luke, I am your father,"
My second daughter shall be named Narnia. So
whenever I get something for her, I shall
proclaim, "For Narnia!!!"
And my last son shall be named Sparta. Thus,
whenever I introduce him to someone, I shall
announce, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Squilliam Fancypants*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 4:08pm UTC

FUTURE LIFE PLANS:
Have a daughter, and name her Stacy.
I will be Stacy's mom.
Have a son, and name him Sparta.
So that when my husband introuduces him to poeple he can scream,
"THIS IS SPARTA!"

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