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Sock Quotes

Alexandra❤️*
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May 1, 2015 8:04am UTC
I never thought that I would be looking to my sock for advice, but I am now!It says, and I quote "#SMILE," with a giant smiley face!😜👌

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happiest*
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March 22, 2014 4:47pm UTC
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 12:24am UTC
Yeah that's right, you GO OUT and find your inner Dobey a pimp.

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that_girl_you_know
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December 3, 2013 12:41am UTC
I don't understand how one sock from every pair I have manages to commit suicide in the washing machine.

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softballxwin27
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June 25, 2013 7:23pm UTC
Today I bought a pack of nuts. On the packet it said "WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS."
Well I'd be a bit disappointed if I opened it and a sock fell out.

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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April 11, 2013 11:57am UTC
That awkward moment when you walk into a room which has a sock hung on the door knob

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asianmayonnaise
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February 3, 2013 9:49pm UTC
What's Mean Girls?
You just had a mini heart attack, didn't you?

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