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CharliesTheName
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December 25, 2013 1:01pm UTC
Girl: I love being Italian on Christmas!
Me: You're Italian every day.

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
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June 24, 2013 3:13am UTC
Unless your name is Google..
Stop acting like you know everything. .__.

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greyskies
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June 16, 2013 12:32pm UTC
*googles big word before i mess around and use it injudiciously*

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summerbutterfly
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February 24, 2013 8:03pm UTC
*in principle's office*
Principle: Have a seat.
Me: Thank you. *picks up chair and leaves.*
nmq

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