Best Sleepy Quotes Ever

sammy*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 11:03am UTC

I'm really sleepy but it was worth it staying up all night talking to you

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AllieLaceration
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Mom: Wake up!!!
Me: (~_~) (-_-) (o_-) ( -_o) (>_<) (o_O) (o_o) ........... (~_~)

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 11:08pm UTC

When someone turns the lights on when I'm sleeping...
Why.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 1:22am UTC

sleepy is such a cute word because it reminds me of sleepy people and sleepy people are cute with their sleepy eyes and their yawning and rubbing their sleepy eyes and curling up in bed and snuggling under blankets

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Vinita*
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November 27, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I've been out of school for so longthat when someone asked me what my favorite number wasI literally said"My favorite number is blue."

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londonxmaye*
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June 24, 2013 5:38am UTC

I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP. IT'S 2:30AM AND I HAVE TO GET UP AT 6:30AM WTF.

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beebessey
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 5:34pm UTC

I like to party. And by party I mean take naps.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 9:22am UTC

you know you're going to have a bad day when:
-you start the day with 60% battery,

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Amenah
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 12:27pm UTC

RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT
whenever I see a about how someone 'needs to get off witty'
my respect for the user who wrote the quote ABSOLUTELY DISAPPEARS.
who do you think you are to tell someone they NEED to leave? this isn't your website, you're not a moderator, and you are certainly not the voice of everyone on witty. you know what that is? cyber bullying. so they're fake, or they bullied you? you think the most mature and effective way to deal with the problem is make a quote about them or to try get a ton of people to report them? what the hell? that is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. so yeah, if i see anyone saying someone needs to 'get off witty', that 'no-one wants them here', that they're just making the website worse or that they aren't welcome, you know what? i dont' care who you are - i'm gonna call you out on it. don't speak for me, and don't cyberbully people and assume you'll be backed. i don't care what's happened between you. if i see cyber-bullying, you'll be called out on it. if you have a message for a user, tell it to them. don't make some smart-as.s quote about them. as far as i'm concerned, that's nothing but a di.ck move.
how dare you?
grow the hell up.
/this isn't directed at anyone in particular, but if it applies to you maybe take it on board idk ?????? (thats saracastic idk if u can tell)
god damn. how old are you guys, ffs. *angry angry angry*

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MoonAngel
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 12:20pm UTC

I just want to be happy
Is that too much to ask for?

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Good morning!! They say..
Wake up it is a beautiful day!! They say..
Come on you are going to sleep away this lovely day!! They say..
Well I woke up..
Its in the middle of the afternoon..
It is humid out side and the ground is all wet and yucky..
They got me up mostly to do all of the laundry..
Woooo fun day for me..!
*cough*Save me*cough*

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