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flyingbacon7
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January 6, 2014 5:58pm UTC
The only reason I don't wear skirts that much
Because I don't sit very lady like

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rants
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October 13, 2013 10:38pm UTC
why is it okay for her to wear a skirt that is on the verge of showing her bare a.ss but if i wear one 3 inches above my knee i get called a "Stupid Slu.t" and get told to "put some clothes on"

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isabeltheosm
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May 30, 2013 8:54am UTC
our 40 year old band teacher: girls, your skirts have to be below your knees, last time I saw a lot of your underwear.
me: pedophile.

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laurenec
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April 8, 2013 6:58pm UTC
She wears short skirts
I eat pizza
She's cheer captain
I'm still eating pizza

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