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  1. rants rants
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    “i will give you an example of how race affects my life. i live in a place called alpine, new jersey. live in alpine, new jersey, right? my house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] don’t hate the player, hate the game. in my neighborhood, there are four black people. hundreds of houses, four black people. who are these black people? well, there’s me, mary j. blige, jay-z and eddie murphy. only black people in the whole neighborhood. so let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, i’m a decent comedian. i’m a’ight. [applause] mary j. blige, one of the greatest r&b singers to ever walk the earth. jay-z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. eddie murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? he’s a f.ucking dentist! he ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. he’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. see, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.” chris rock

  2. rants rants
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    why is it okay for her to wear a skirt that is on the verge of showing her bare a.ss but if i wear one 3 inches above my knee i get called a "Stupid Slu.t" and get told to "put some clothes on"

  3. rants rants
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    "how are you still single, youre so pretty!"
    well you see the dating world is hard when all of the guys
    youre attracted to are either gay or only seem to want
    girls who look like barbies

  4. rants rants
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    so youre always flirting with me, and thats considered acceptable
    but once i start flirting with you, i get considered a "stalker"
    o k a y

  5. rants rants
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    "r.acism is a two way street"
    yeah okay but one side has been
    used and abused and wrecked and unappreciated for centuries and
    the other got called cracker at the bus stop this tuesday

  6. rants rants
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    why do you keep acting like we are friends with each other
    and everythings cool
    like no
    did you just simply forget about all the fu.cking hell
    you put me through last year?
    i dont like you.

  7. rants rants
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    i dont care if:
    you have black friends
    youre in a relatonship with a black person
    you grew up in a predominantly black community
    you live with a black family
    you work with black people
    you have a black uncle
    or whatever
    if you are not black, you do not let the n word or any
    variation of it come out your mouth.

  8. rants rants
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    i love how everyone on this website glorifies having no social life and being forever alone and all that sh.t i mean like that scares the sh.t out of me why the f.ck do you think not leaving your house is fun i f.cking hate having to sit in a few rectangles made out of bricks all day because i cant find any friends that seriously makes me f.cking depressed. and the forever alone thing im so tired of seeing 14 year old girls calling themselves "forever alone" just cause their crush doesn't like them back like stop joking around with sh.t like that. i bet alot of you over emphasize whats going on with your life just to fit in with the "socially awkward and internet addicted 'witty crowd'".

  9. rants rants
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    okay, stop bashing people for their music taste
    why cant people understand that a song doesnt have to have a f.ckload of deep and emotional sh.t for it to be appreciated?
    not every song has gotta have a whole background story to it, some people listen to music just to have fun and just be free.
    the fact that music gets used for those reasons doesnt make all your mainstream pop and radio tunes which some of you so passionately hate not "real music". like you have the authority to f.cking determine whos music is "real" and who's isn't. music is music, and people use it for many different reasons. why cant some people respect a persons taste in music even if they dont like it and get it through their thick a.ss heads that not everyone is going to view music the same way as they do?
    i have both my dance songs which i just use to chill as well as more emotional numbers and there's at least one song i like from just about every genre.
    open your minds, people

  10. rants rants
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 6:23pm UTC
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