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  1. littlemertz2 littlemertz2
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    People just need to keep their mouths shut, and quit judging others.
    You aren't cool, get a life.

  2. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    You make no sense
    Sit down and move along with your life.

  3. Yonna13 Yonna13
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    Me: "One Direction are amazing!!"
    Stranger: "But--"
    Me:"They are so hot arn't they?!"
    Stranger:"Well They are actually pretty ugly... and they look gay..."
    Me: "No! One Direction are talented, hot, british/Irish guys. Therefore your comments are invalid."

  4. MaddieIsAwesome MaddieIsAwesome
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:03am UTC
    Well I Don't
    Care What You Think.

  5. LiveForTheMusic LiveForTheMusic
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    The days when
    Saying 'shut-up' was so bad we had to whisper it.

  6. kitty007 kitty007
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Tell the negative
    committee that meets
    inside your head to
    sit down and
    shut up.

  7. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 8:14am UTC
    Is it possible
    to love someone you've never met?

  8. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Things you can say to your dog
    but not your girlfriend
    'Come...'
    'I'm going to give you a bath, then a nice bone'
    'grab the ball, grab the ball, grab the ball'
    'get off the mailman! Get off the mailman!'

  9. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    "man's true colours
    come out when he's drunk"
    - Charlie Chaplin

  10. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Unpopular girl:
    why can't I be popular?
    popular girl: Why can't i be famous
    famous girl: Why can't i just live a normal god damn life???

  11. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    Remember that
    person you said you couldn't live without?
    Well, look at you, living and sh.t

  12. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
    Hey guys, so there girl on here.
    She's 11...
    Her name is
    Smiles_Mustaches
    What do we do fellow wittians?
    ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

  13. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    oh yes! please, carry on telling me sh/t I quite obviously don't want to hear.....

  14. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:14am UTC
    Teachers are like alarm clocks
    They won't shut up
    While you're trying to sleep.

  15. Blue_Rose Blue_Rose
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    When people complain they 'have no friends':
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  16. writers_block69 writers_block69
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 10:10am UTC
    I just want to look at you and scream,
    "HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE CHOSEN ME OVER YOU?"
    But then I think, thats to mean.

  17. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 11:45am UTC
    Cool Story Bro.
    What chapter do you
    shut up?

  18. xoLoveMatters xoLoveMatters
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    ugh life why did you answer my question on my bad day. it was a rhetorical question.
    not a challenge.

  19. lila_bean lila_bean
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    saying ok to your parents just to shut them up;)

  20. GRACEROCKS GRACEROCKS
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    If I had a
    British Accent
    I'd never shut up

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