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* nicocchi *
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July 1, 2014 3:45pm UTC

I would wear T-shirts with quotes from Witty on them.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 6:26pm UTC

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Ugh
2. How much cash do you have on you?
At this moment $2
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
More
4. Favorite country?
'Murica
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
My Dad.
6. What is your favorite song on your phone?
Despearate(?) Measures- Marianas Trench
7. What shirt are you wearing?
White sweater with black squares on the sleeves :D
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Quiet, Music freak
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Sonama booots
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I don't really know them but they cool
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking All Time Low to Cleverbot....
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
V Good
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
A mile or so
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
"oh my gosh!!" or " I'm so hungery!"
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
my dad
18. Last furry thing you touched?
my boots :D
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
None
20. Where are you right now?
Kitchen
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
5- there wasn't a care in the world, but princess and barbies
22. Your worst enemy?
Myself...
23. What is your current desktop picture?
the Blackhawks after winning the Stanley Cup :D
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
But dreams only last for a night
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Hmmmm.... fly
26.Do you have a crush on someone?
Kinda, but not really
27. The last song you listened to?
If these Sheets were the States - All Time Low♥

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:44am UTC

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shït

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Me at a normal clothing store: Oh, this is a nice shirt *check price* $17.99 WTF THIS IS SO EXPENSIVE NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I BUY SHIRT THIS OVERPRICED.
Me at a merch stand: OH MY GOD THERE ARE THE BEST SHIRTS EVER I WON'T CARE IF IT'S $40 I'LL TAKE THAT ONE AND THAT ONE AND THAT OTHER ONE TOO OK THANKS

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smileschangepeople
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September 25, 2013 9:49pm UTC

I just wanna run into a store grab a bunch of shirts and yell "THANKS CUSTOM INK" and run out.

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Raeleen (: *
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 12:30pm UTC

Guys be like "don't wear leggings if you don't got no a$s" and I see you b/tches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the f/ck down.

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:33pm UTC

me: *digs through 50 white shirts to find specific one*

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beebessey
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 10:30pm UTC

In JMG we had a field trip every year at the end of the year, and last year we decided to go to the lake. And when I'm tired I don't filter what comes out of my mouth. Anyways towards the end of a really long day me and a friend are walking towards the busses and a really cute boy who shall remain nameless was walking back to the tables, and he was shirtless and I of course was checking him out. So he was smiling at me as we walked by, but with no filter I ended up blurting out "Dang you should never wear a shirt again." Long story short he got in trouble because he didn't put his shirt back on til he got home.

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LifeStory
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 4:23pm UTC

((She wears short skirts
I wear T-Shirts))

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PowerTumbler411
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Most guys take their shirts off by grabbing the back of the collar.
Most girls take their shirts off by crossing their arms in front and grabbing the sides at the bottom.
Both think the way the other takes off a shirt is pure sexiness.

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chasingsunshine
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 1:05pm UTC

you know you're a white girl if
you wear shirts with pretty girls on them

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?

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Music Is My Freedom*
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 7:03pm UTC

The times I get the most stains are the times I just happen to be wearing a white shirt

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