Sheldon Quotes

AgainstNoOne
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August 28, 2014 4:10am UTC

Ladies and Gentlemen
The best escape plan I've ever seen

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thestrangeryouknow
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November 3, 2013 11:03am UTC

Dr. Spencer Reid
VS
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
ULTIMATE NERD-OFF

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xTheHungerGamesx
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November 1, 2013 6:03pm UTC

"Oh, Mario. How I wish I could
control everyone the way I can
with you..."
-Sheldon Cooper :)

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thestrangeryouknow
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October 29, 2013 9:53am UTC

in exasperated voice.. " She calls me moonpie because im nummy nummy and she could just eat me up" - Sheldon
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA i agree ;)

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coolsuperstarz
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September 27, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga, I don't care.

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coolsuperstarz
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September 27, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Raj: Sheldon, that's my water.
Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord!
(Runs to the bathroom to wash his mouth)
Leonard: That's not your water.
Raj: I know!

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coolsuperstarz
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September 26, 2013 2:17pm UTC

' I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.'
- Sheldon Cooper.

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coolsuperstarz
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September 26, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel.
Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts?
Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.
#Lol

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coolsuperstarz
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September 24, 2013 1:00pm UTC

''Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock,
Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock,
Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors''
~Sheldon Cooper ;]

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EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
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September 3, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Bazinga!
-Sheldon Cooper

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EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
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September 1, 2013 2:30pm UTC

Amy:Jewelry?! Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative- ohh, it's a tiara

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EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
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September 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Sheldon:I wouldn't tell you the secret. (pause) Shhhhh!!!!
Leonard:What secret? Tell me the secret.
Sheldon:Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret.
Sheldon:I'M BATMAN!!!! SHHHH!!!

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EatSleepBreathBigBangTheory
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September 1, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors

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YayHijabi
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August 17, 2013 5:18pm UTC

I'm not insane, my mom got me tested.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 23, 2013 3:46pm UTC

My 11 year old sister dropped her bowl on the floor earlier. She didn't swear or cry, she just shouted "GRAVITY, THOU ART A HEARTLESS B1T*H." And walked away.

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
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July 10, 2013 2:13am UTC

*knock, knock, knock*
Penny!
*knock, knock, knock*
Penny!
*knock, knock, knock*
Penny!
WHAT, SHELDON..?!?!

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taytay8056
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July 8, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Leonard: I did a bad thing.
Sheldon: Does it affect me?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.

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Demon
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June 17, 2013 2:48pm UTC

SHELDON: Penny..
PENNY: Yeah?
SHELDON: That's where I sit.
PENNY: So sit next to me.
SHELDON:
SHELDON:
SHELDON: No, I sit there.

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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
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June 13, 2013 11:35pm UTC

Some days I feel like the world is Sheldon and I need a sarcasm sign

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swimswim98
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May 17, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Leonard: I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant.
Leonard: I don’t eat it. I just think it’s a good idea.

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