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cassidawn
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June 22, 2015 2:21pm UTC

stop trying so hard for people who don't care

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
April 19, 2015 10:19am UTC

real talk though why do middle schoolers
have such intense parties
literally all my friends and i do
when we have parties is play with balloons
and sit on the floor

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
March 13, 2015 4:22am UTC

It struck her that this should feel strange, to be lying here, watching him, teasing him.
To have done what they'd done, and be what they'd become. But instead it felt natural
and comfortable. Inevitable. And only the smallest bit terrifying.

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
March 1, 2015 6:19pm UTC

I am constantly reminded
of how lucky I am
to have you in my life

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*Yours Truly*
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December 21, 2014 3:36am UTC

Thought of the day:
"I have no qualms with biting someone I don't know."

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
December 13, 2014 6:15am UTC

I would just like to establish,
that I have wanted to speak to LaughingForVariousReasons
for weeks now. One of her quotes got me addicted to a
song, I've loved all of her writing, and seriously looked through her quotes
until the a.m., but I still haven't ever spoken to her.
Why? I don't know.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
November 2, 2014 4:24pm UTC

Yeah,
I guess I like you enough to let you use the black pieces in checkers.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
November 2, 2014 1:06am UTC

I feel like my tongue would be safer in your mouth.
Probably.

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
October 22, 2014 7:14pm UTC

Just buy me chocolate and call me
pretty

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
September 24, 2014 12:28am UTC

*A friend and I talking about razors*
Me: Yeah my new razors are so sharp. I cut two of my nails that caught on it, and my knees.
Her: What are these? Satan's razors?
Me: LOL yes. "Silk Touch: by Satan."
Me: "Sinfully Smooth"
Her: THIS SHOULD BE A THING.
Me: That was so brilliant. I should work in advertising.
Her: We could be rich.
Me: This is gonna happen.

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Primadonna*
posted a quote
September 6, 2014 11:16am UTC

He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more heteronormative?

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 18, 2014 4:03am UTC

I really want to know why males don't like reading.
I swear every time I go to Barnes and Noble, there are ALL females.
There aren't even guys working the cash register.
It's weird.

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ParticipationAward*
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July 8, 2014 11:22pm UTC

If you say one think kind to someone, help someone when they need it, hold open a door for someone , compliment a stranger, or just do something kind once a day you have improved 1825 peoples lives in five years.
Do something kind for two people once a day and thats 3650 lives improved in five years.
Three nice things a day and that number goes to 5475 lives that you bettered.
The point isn't a math lesson; its that we all have the power to make others lives better by doing the simplest of things.
It doesn't take a lot of effort, all it takes is being a jenuinely kind human being who just gives a basic effort to make others feel better.
What if the person who you compliment was having a horrible day and your small act of kindness improves it? How great is that?
And what if that person returns the favor to someone else?
Think of the effect that would have; on how much happier and nicer we would all be if we just made a small effort to be helpful and kind to one another?
I think its wonderful that we all can do this; than any one of us can improve our world with the simplest of things.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
June 9, 2014 6:35pm UTC

What you wrote: GRΣΣK
What you see: GREEK
What I see: GRSSK.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
June 7, 2014 4:08pm UTC

Fifty Shades of
DONE WITH YOUR SHFormat credit to OnceUponAMidSummerMorningIT

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
May 8, 2014 7:48pm UTC

If I drew butterflies instead of whatever I do now, you would see intricately laced Sharpie twirling up my arms in sleeves, but I wouldn't be able to tell you any of their names. Who is ever there to name them after?

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 7, 2014 4:32am UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio: *names child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

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SkittlesGirl
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March 3, 2014 4:27am UTC

The bags under my eyes are designer.

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 11:01pm UTC

I know I'm like 5 days late,
but I think I may have had the worst Valentines Day
that I will ever experience.

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confused*
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February 4, 2014 1:20pm UTC

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

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