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*A friend and I talking about razors*
Me: Yeah my new razors are so sharp. I cut two of my nails that caught on it, and my knees.
Her: What are these? Satan's razors?
Me: LOL yes. "Silk Touch: by Satan."
Me: "Sinfully Smooth"
Her: THIS SHOULD BE A THING.
Me: That was so brilliant. I should work in advertising.
Her: We could be rich.
Me: This is gonna happen.
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*A friend and I talking about razors* Me: Yeah my new razors

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