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1. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2013 4:56am UTC
   me: okay, okay, i'm sorry.
   me: *is aggressively not sorry*
   
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2. britany*
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2014 10:43pm UTC
   I PREFER RAINFALL OVER SUNSHINE AND MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS WHY I'D CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE ELSE
   
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3. *crybaby*
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2014 4:27am UTC
   Dear board of education,
   I am too.
   
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4. ChocoTaco
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2013 8:12pm UTC
   Group of people: *Carelessly mentions something I'm completely obsessed with*
   Me: *Jumps into active volcano as I try not to scream to the whole world about how I've dedicated my whole life to that thing*
   
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5. JudyBeautyActress
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 10:05pm UTC
   Do we look alike?
   http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=e5hibo&s=6
   
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6. 234325fdsazgdg*
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2013 9:42am UTC
   FIND THE BLACK
   유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
   FIND THE GAY
   유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
   FIND THE UGLY
   유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
   FIND THE LESBIAN
   유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
   You could not?
   No, because we are all equal.
   
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7. DawnRaven
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2014 12:23pm UTC
   Letting go of someone you love is like letting go of a balloon. You know there are millions of other balloons... but yours is gone. And you might see it again some day, miles and miles from where you set it free, but it's never the same.
   Gif taken by
   Zorox
   
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8. britany*
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2013 11:25pm UTC
   *Pierce The Veil Interveiw*
   Interveiwer: So were you in any clubs in high school?
   Vic: Yeah there was this one Mexican cub.
   Tony: Um, that's a gang
   Vic: No, we did a lot of art
   Tony: No Vic, that was graffiti...
   
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9. courtneylol_*
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2013 8:27pm UTC
   it's 2013 and I'm still as ugly as i was in 2008
   
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10. Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 8:34pm UTC
    current mood:
    *white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*
    
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11. randi*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    "I'm not sure if I'm depressed. I mean, I'm not sad, but I'm not happy either. I can laugh and joke and smile during the day, but sometimes when I'm alone at night I forget how to feel."
    
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12. britany*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    With 5,000 dollars I can
    BUY ABOUT 25,000
    pizza's..and that makes
    ME HAPPY
    - McCrae Olson. Big Brother 15
    
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13. britany*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 2:09am UTC
    Things I DO NOT want:
    • Another pretty face
    • Just anyone to hold
    • My love to go to waste
    Things I DO want:
    • You
    • Your beautiful soul
    
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14. britany*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:48am UTC
    FOOD FIRST,
    FAMILY SECONED
    - Kevin McHale
    
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15. britany*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    Dewey: Good news, I made it to the state finals.
    Dewey: Now if you could please fill this out to let my teacher know how many family members are coming..
    Lois: Not now Dewey, we're busy
    Dewey: Okay..so, everyone who cares about me is coming. So, that's one person..me
    - Malcolm in the Middle
    
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16. britany*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    *during PE*
    My Friend: It's so cold today
    Me: You know what else is cold?
    Me: My soul
    
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17. doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Sad. Happy.
    Mad. Relaxed.
    Weak. Strong.
    Crying. Laughing.
    Bored. Entertained.
    Far. Close.
    Working. Playing.
    Opposites, yet the same.
    
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18. britany*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    i'm glad you exist, but could you exist closer to me
    
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19. MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    LOWER CASE LETTERS
    ARE
    FOR THE
    LOWER
    CLASS
    
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20. kclove5
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    YOU AREN'T EVEN LEGALLY CONSIDERED AN ADULT YOU AREN'T FOREVR ALONE OH MY LORD
    
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