Best Rule Quotes This Year

happiest*
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October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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love_locks
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February 20, 2013 8:19pm UTC

HEY 'POPULAR KIDS'
I bet they didnt name a candy after you, like they did with us.
Sincerly,
NERDS

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happiest*
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October 11, 2013 2:29pm UTC

are planets just the suns moons?
does that make our moon… moon moon?

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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May 18, 2013 7:02pm UTC

World's Weirdest Laws
1 Texas, USA -it is illegal to milk another person's cow.
2 England -it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
3 France -it is illegal to call a pig Napoleon
4 Japan -it is illegal to import photographs of male genitals
5 San Salvador, Bahamas -drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad
6 Singapore -chewing gum is illegal
7 Thailand -it is illegal to step on a bank note
8 Switzerland -it is against the law for men to urinate standing up; which is the same time that it is illegal to flush the toilet
9 Bangladesh -it is against the law for schoolchildren to cheat on exams
10 California, USA -it is illegal to 'wiggle' whilst dancing

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Feuerchen
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February 24, 2013 6:52pm UTC

*food falls on the ground*
Germs: Let's get it!
Leader of the germs: Hold on! We MUST wait for at least 5 seconds.
nmq

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Geety*
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September 16, 2015 11:50pm UTC

You're all you need when it comes to achieving anything in this world.
If you don't believe that, take a look at an old picture of yourself from
when you were 9 and knew you had the world at your feet.
Bring back that inner child faith - go forth and acheive what the heart desires.

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Kyl3ighTennilleXOXOXO
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March 12, 2013 1:21pm UTC

Mom: Honey? Why are all these
construction men here?
Me: You told me "As long as
you live under my roof, you
have to live under my rules".
Mom: And...?
Me: So I called the construction
crew to come here. ;D

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tiger1234a
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November 9, 2013 8:49am UTC

im not a princess, im the princess

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Btrytobefunny
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March 7, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Rule Of Math:
If it seems easy, you know you're doing it wrong.

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MissHatty
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April 6, 2013 7:48am UTC

COMMENT if you want to find out if any wittians, go to the same school as you/live near you or know you.
Please comment with:
Name:
Age:
Country:
County/State:
Gender:
If you recognize someone, start chatting to them.
The only rule? Your not allowed to tell anyone other than a wittian that they have witty profiles :)) xo

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MeMyselfandHim
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August 31, 2013 1:18pm UTC

CUTTING RELEASES ENDORPHINS ENDORPHINS RELIEVE PAIN.

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DJ*
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November 3, 2013 3:59am UTC

"Crown the ones that know the true value of leadership, those are the ones to follow and to look up to always. Forget the ones that are quickly chosen out of carelessness, they will never learn how to be a true leader of society."
~derekajames

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coolsuperstarz
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November 10, 2013 4:06pm UTC

You can call lme queen Bee,
And baby
I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule
Let me live that fantasy.

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LeaBia14
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April 8, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, Don't need it.

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Charlie*

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April 27, 2013 10:02am UTC

If women rule the world,
There will be no wars
Only jealous country's not talking to each other
~Found it on a website, sorry if it is already posted by somebody

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