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Best Rocks Quotes This Year

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Me: What if rocks are actually soft but they tense up when we touch them?
    Friend: How stoned are you?
    Me: Was that a f.cking pun?

  2. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    "That chicken died just for you to eat it. Have a heart, eat vegetables"
    Hundreds of thousand of vegetables are sacrificed just so you could be a vegetarian.
    Have a heart, eat a rock.
    The rock took millions of years to form and it probably had a family and now you ate it.
    Have a heart, drink water.
    The water has come from the top clouds and the bottom of the sea forever just so you could drink it and turn it into pee.
    Have a heart, breathe air.
    The air was just being all cool as O2 and stuff until you decided to breath it.
    Now it's just CO2
    You disgust me.

  3. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    Don't you worry your pretty little mind.
    People throw rocks at things that shine,
    and life makes love look hard.

  4. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 7:21am UTC
    So, me and my big sister are watching a documentary on the Grand Canyon...Voice-over man: It is impossible to date these rocksSister: Well duh, you can't go out with rocks!Me: *facepalm*

  5. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2016 3:14pm UTC
    you can't choose what stays
    and what fades
    away

  6. idocartwheels idocartwheels
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    for those of you who complain about your period
    there are people who are not even able to get it, which means they cant even have their own kids one day.
    appreciate these things even if right now it doesnt make you happy, one day when you have the ability to make children you will be.
    your welcome

  7. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2016 6:59pm UTC
    People throw rocks
    at things that shine

  8. ImNotNormal ImNotNormal
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    30 Day Challenge
    1-15 facts about you
    1.my name is the most unique in the world (no lie)
    2.I like bananas
    3.I have a cat
    4.i like drawing
    5.i like fashion
    6.I have never fished
    7.New Years Eve is the only time I scream " ITS 2015.WOOOH HOO NO NOOO ITS 2000 OMG NOOOO ITS BC"
    8.I favorite everything
    9. no one ever vented to me :(
    10.my friends are a bunch of potato couches
    11.i don't eat at school which I think will help me loose weight
    12.cupcakes and pizza with syrup and candy
    13.i never cry over important stuff just little stuff
    14. I think if you're still reading this you're beautiful
    15.I swear when I feel comfortable

  9. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 7:45am UTC
    What if rocks are actually soft, but get scared and tense up when we touch them?

  10. ilyhabibi* ilyhabibi*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 11:21am UTC
    There is no one alive that is youer than you.
    ~Dr.Seuss

  11. SillyJellyFish SillyJellyFish
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 11:08am UTC
    Ruler: You rock
    Rock: You rule
    ;]]]]]]

  12. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    You can never look ugly as a cartoon...
    unless you're on family guy...

  13. Justinsgurl0201 Justinsgurl0201
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Those random little rocks in you shoe... like get the f*ck out!!

  14. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 12:34am UTC
    "Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine."

  15. disneydestery disneydestery
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:51am UTC
    Fantasy is not an escape from our world,
    but an invitation to go deeper into it.

  16. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:53pm UTC
    what if rocks are actually soft but
    just tense up when we
    touch them?
     

  17. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 11:27pm UTC
    Rock.
    A rock, is like a loyal friend.
    Who would always stay there
    for the amount of years, even
    after being diminshed by pain.
    It's always there, for you.
    A sharp rock; is like a-was a friend.
    With a sharp blade in their hand,
    they would stab in you in the back.
    They stay there for a short time,
    Leaving you with the pain to bear.
    Rocks..
    People can be like rocks, rough edges, stony expressions and hard emotions.
    ****
    Small thought, again.

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    My favorite compliment to recieve is that I have a great personality
    Don't get me wrong I like being called beautiful
    But I have worked so hard on my personality
    I try to be a great person and show great qualities
    I grew up around people who were mean and selfish
    And I learned from their mistakes
    I just want to give
    I want to treat people the way I was never treated
    I want to be the reason someone smiles
    I want to make someone who is lonely feel like they belong
    I don't want to judge people
    No, I am not perfect
    But I try to be the best person I can be
    And I may fail sometimes
    But once in a while I succeed
    And it's worth it

  19. avery234 avery234
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    is it wrong to fight for whats mine!?....,

  20. EveryScarHasItsStory EveryScarHasItsStory
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    If people throw rocks at you
    pick them up and build something.

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