Best Punctuation Quotes This Month

Chris*
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August 20, 2013 1:01pm UTC

SMILE.

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TwinNaru
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 2:48pm UTC

Let's eat grandpa.
Let's eat, grandpa.
Correct punctuation can save a person's life.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Giving your friend "the look"
when you see someone attractive.

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yayrey
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 4:54am UTC

The Importance of punctuation
Kid: Let's eat Grandma!!
Kid: Let's eat, Grandma
Jane claimed John made the mess
Jane, claimed John, made the mess.
A pretty tall girl
A pretty, tall girl
The year before John went away
The year before, John went away.
"John and Jane did not marry because they wanted security“
"John and Jane did not marry, because they wanted security."
(The first implies that they did marry, the second that they did not.)
Tyrone wants to send his girl friend a message that he wrote as:
"How I long for a girl who understands what true romance is all about. You are sweet and faithful. Girls who are unlike you kiss the first boy who comes along, Adorabelle. I'd like to praise your beauty forever. I can't stop thinking you are the prettiest girl alive. Thine, Tyrone."
Unfortunately, Tyrone read the message to Adorabelle's sister over the phone. She wrote it down, but had no idea how to punctuate in such a way as would capture Tyrone's meaning. Poor Adorabelle received this message:
"How I long for a girl who understands what true romance is. All about you are sweet and faithful girls who are unlike you. Kiss the first boy who comes along, Adorabelle. I'd like to praise your beauty forever. I can't. Stop thinking you are the prettiest girl alive. Thine, Tyrone."

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3daysgrace_
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 10:10am UTC

An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students
to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
" A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful

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Oniichan
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Lets eat Grandma.
Lets eat, Grandma.
Punctuation saves lives!!!

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glitter162*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 9:27pm UTC

Its a fact quotes with no punctuation get more faves

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Kawaiiheartsxx
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I hate people who don't use capitalization and punctuation correctly.

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cvnt*
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 8:43pm UTC

. <--- this is a period
.. <--- this is a period with a tumor
... <--- this is an ellipsis
............... <--- tHiS iS JUST TOO FCKing muCH

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Alexandra❤️*
posted a quote
June 22, 2015 10:45pm UTC

An English professir wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his student to puntuate correctly. All of the males in the class wrote:"A woman, without her man, is nothing."All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."PUNCTUATION IS EVERYTHING

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
May 17, 2014 8:03pm UTC

Unable to eat diarrhea
Unable to eat, diarrhea
COMMAS
USE THEM

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*blushes*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 11:19am UTC

Let's eat grandpa.
Let's eat, grandpa.
Correct punctuation can
save a person's life

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 11:12pm UTC

Yes.
I am one of those annoying girls that happen to like correct punctuation.

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:48pm UTC

punctuation:
the diference between
"time to eat Grandpa."
& "time to eat, Grandpa."
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BelieberFoLife
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 10:02pm UTC

Lets eat Grandpa
Lets eat,Grandpa
(do you see how 1 punctuation can save someones life?) :N

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hiyaxxx
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 6:12am UTC

lol is the new full stop

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fabulous**
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 8:39am UTC

punctatuion is useful
like for example the sentence is "a woman without her man is nothing"
but if you put punctuation in it : "A women, without her, man is nothing"
i know this is so pre school and immature but GIRLS RULE BOYS SUCK.

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neyloveschuuu
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 2:49pm UTC

Let's eat grandpa
Let's eat, grandpa
correct punctuation can
save a person's life.

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