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  1. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2015 10:45pm UTC
    An English professir wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his student to puntuate correctly. All of the males in the class wrote:"A woman, without her man, is nothing."All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."PUNCTUATION IS EVERYTHING

  2. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 8:03pm UTC
    Unable to eat diarrhea
    Unable to eat, diarrhea
    COMMAS
    USE THEM

  3. fabulous** fabulous**
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 8:39am UTC
    punctatuion is useful
    like for example the sentence is "a woman without her man is nothing"
    but if you put punctuation in it : "A women, without her, man is nothing"
    i know this is so pre school and immature but GIRLS RULE BOYS SUCK.

  4. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 11:19am UTC
    Let's eat grandpa.
    Let's eat, grandpa.
    Correct punctuation can
    save a person's life

  5. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 6:12am UTC
    lol is the new full stop

  6. 3daysgrace_ 3daysgrace_
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:10am UTC
    An English professor wrote the words:
    "A woman without her man is nothing"
    on the chalkboard and asked his students
    to punctuate it correctly.
    All of the males in the class wrote:
    "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
    All the females in the class wrote:
    " A woman: without her, man is nothing."
    Punctuation is powerful

  7. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    SMILE.

  8. Oniichan Oniichan
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Lets eat Grandma.
    Lets eat, Grandma.
    Punctuation saves lives!!!

  9. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    Yes.
    I am one of those annoying girls that happen to like correct punctuation.

  10. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Giving your friend "the look"
    when you see someone attractive.

  11. BelieberFoLife BelieberFoLife
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    Lets eat Grandpa
    Lets eat,Grandpa
    (do you see how 1 punctuation can save someones life?) :N

  12. neyloveschuuu neyloveschuuu
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    Let's eat grandpa
    Let's eat, grandpa
    correct punctuation can
    save a person's life.

  13. skulthelasttribute skulthelasttribute
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    I'd rather
    be a
    comma
    than a
    fullstop!
    ~Coldplay

  14. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    punctuation:
    the diference between
    "time to eat Grandpa."
    & "time to eat, Grandpa."
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  15. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 4:54am UTC
    The Importance of punctuation
    Kid: Let's eat Grandma!!
    Kid: Let's eat, Grandma
    Jane claimed John made the mess
    Jane, claimed John, made the mess.
    —A pretty tall girl
    —A pretty, tall girl
    —The year before John went away
    —The year before, John went away.
    "John and Jane did not marry because they wanted security“
    "John and Jane did not marry, because they wanted security."
    (The first implies that they did marry, the second that they did not.)
    —Tyrone wants to send his girl friend a message that he wrote as:
    "How I long for a girl who understands what true romance is all about. You are sweet and faithful. Girls who are unlike you kiss the first boy who comes along, Adorabelle. I'd like to praise your beauty forever. I can't stop thinking you are the prettiest girl alive. Thine, Tyrone."
    —Unfortunately, Tyrone read the message to Adorabelle's sister over the phone. She wrote it down, but had no idea how to punctuate in such a way as would capture Tyrone's meaning. Poor Adorabelle received this message:
    "How I long for a girl who understands what true romance is. All about you are sweet and faithful girls who are unlike you. Kiss the first boy who comes along, Adorabelle. I'd like to praise your beauty forever. I can't. Stop thinking you are the prettiest girl alive. Thine, Tyrone."

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    Its a fact quotes with no punctuation get more faves

  17. cvnt* cvnt*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    . <--- this is a period
    .. <--- this is a period with a tumor
    ... <--- this is an ellipsis
    ............... <--- tHiS iS JUST TOO FCKing muCH

  18. Kawaiiheartsxx Kawaiiheartsxx
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    I hate people who don't use capitalization and punctuation correctly.

  19. TwinNaru TwinNaru
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    Let's eat grandpa.
    Let's eat, grandpa.
    Correct punctuation can save a person's life.

:)

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