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1. sunset48
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   August 3, 2014 5:41am UTC
   I don't play on words,
   I just phrase my sentences nicely
   
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2. CharliesTheName
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2013 7:01pm UTC
   Hanukkah Matata
   No worries for the rest of eight days
   
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3. Miluiel*
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2013 9:19pm UTC
   Why so Sir Cumference so round?
   He liked to eat pi.
   
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4. SarahLee3494
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2013 10:54pm UTC
   You never forget your first crush. Mine was Orange.
   
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5. AlyssZ
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2013 7:37pm UTC
   Your village called, they want their idiot back
   
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6. kristabff
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   April 18, 2013 7:09pm UTC
   I don't get how people get abs?
   Seriously though, it's like, abnormal.
   
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