Pineapple Quotes

Christopher Robin*
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 5:56pm UTC

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A conjurer gets no credit after he's explained his trick;
AND IF I REVEAL TOO MUCH OF MY METHOD OF WORKING, TO YOU, YOU WILL QUICKLY COME TO REALIZE THAT i AM NO MORE THAN AN ORDINARY PERSON...

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Vinita*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 9:42pm UTC

Whenever I'm sad
food is always there for me.
Whenever I'm happy,
food is there for me.
Now if I had good judgecment I'd say
forget men,
I'm moving to Vegas and marrying a pineapple

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whitesmoke
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 5:18pm UTC

I want to know who picked up a pineapple
and was like, "Wow! This pricly pee-colord
substance looks delicious!"

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 3:45pm UTC

you like putting pineapple on your pizza? oh thats great i hope you enjoy putting pineapples
on your children's graves because you're WEAK and your blood line is WEAK and you will
not survive the winter

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enginesGoBOOM*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Mehhh...
No...
I'm not comfortable.
Okay, this is just awkward for me now.
"PINEAPPLE."

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 1:03am UTC

Im trying not to let the demons inside me win

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Hari*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 5:21pm UTC

When I read a quote,
I don't pay attention to the format or the person who created the quote. I pay attention to the quality.

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SorrowUnleashed
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:26am UTC

She's 6 years old,
Blue ribbons in her hair.
She wonders,
Is she pretty yet?
She's 10 years old,
Her mother let's her put on a little eye shadow.
She wonders,
Is she pretty yet?
She's 14 years old,
The boys seem to take no notice of her, so she wears revealing clothes.
She wonders,
Is she pretty yet?
She's 18 years old,
Scars cover her body, she fights an eating disorder.
Yet she looks at the boy who loves her and she knows now she's not pretty...
....She's beautiful.

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_roxy1760_
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Mr person
You can ask me anything you want
Me
Are you a wommen ?
Mr person
No callie , i am not a wommen
Me
Prove it
Mr person
* picture of sixpack and bacicly the upper body of a male *
Me
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SIXPACK
Me
Wait...THATS PHOTO SHOPED YOU LIER

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Sugarlollies78
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:09am UTC

Sharks aren't so bad....
If a stranger entered my house wearing only a speedo, I would probably attack him too.

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factsandstuff
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 5:08pm UTC

I wumbo
you wumbo.
he she mewumbo

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