Pickles Quotes

julie_urzua
posted a quote
July 18, 2014 8:45am UTC

My precal teacher handed out computers and told us to do an assignment after a while i gave up and googled 'pickle wearing a sombrero'.....what? I was curious....

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SisiAdelia
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January 21, 2014 7:30am UTC

does anyone else think that
the Witty logo in the tab/link thingy
looks like Harry Potter or-?

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burning*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Did your Dad ever say
he would beat up your
boyfriend?
Iwonder how my boyfriend felt.

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Vinita*
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September 7, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Everyone has that one song, that song that motivates them. That song that makes you want to jog,eat a pickle,conquer Germany,ect. For me, that song is 'Born This Way' by Lady Gaga

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TheRealMaddie
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 11:28pm UTC

Idk man, I just love Pickles :]

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*silvergirl*
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August 4, 2013 4:23pm UTC

"YO HOLLISTER WORKER CALL ME LATER"
"Mum stop , you're cramping my style"

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder if all the
people on witty are grown up women
and men using their children's pictures
to stay youthful.

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*silvergirl*
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July 19, 2013 11:02pm UTC

The only song that makes me just breakdown into tears. Sitting down and just crying hard and fast. Heavy tears that make my head hurt?
Puff the Magic Dragon

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 11:18am UTC

I am so done.

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16msavercool
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 9:51am UTC

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 10:20pm UTC

I have an unhealthy addiction to pickles... XD

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SaMi19999
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 9:34pm UTC

Please...
Don't take this out on me, you're the only thing that's keeping me alive.

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Kingforlife97
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 8:22pm UTC

The pickle jar accident (4/3/2013)
Me: *Tries to open pickle jar*(Does not open)
Me: *Tries to open again but alot of effort* (Does not open)
Me:(getting p!ssed) -_-...
Me:*Uses all might*AGHHH
Pickle jar:*cap plops up into my hand*
Me:YES :D
Me:*turns around to get some pop*
Me:*hits pickle jar with arm on accident*
Pickle jar:*spills all over with pickles and glass broken*
Me:HUGHHH -_-
*Door opens,*Friend walks in and steps in the pickles*
Me:(in the middle of rage) *throws pickle jar cap foward hard >:l*
Jacob(friend):*pickle jar cap hits him in face*
Jacob:DUDE WDF?!?
Me: :O.......................... *burst out laughing after like 2 mins.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 12:19am UTC

This is my 100'th quote so it must be special c:
A SHOUTOUT TO WITTIANS EVERYWHERE!!!
And Steve, seriously cant forget Steve.

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 2:37pm UTC

When
someone's
upset just
say
would you like some pickles and icecream?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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SetFireToTheRain
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Sometimes I like to just scroll through the pretty, popular girls' pictures from my school,
because sometimes I wanna know what it's like to be perfect.
Skinny.
Tall.
Rich.
Beautiful.
Yeah, I want that feeling. But I'm just some new girl,
and I don't know how to fit in.

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