Phil Quotes

Steve*
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September 6, 2013 5:22am UTC

when dan and phil do the hair thing: (◡‿◡✿)
when dan and phil look at each other: (◕‿◕✿)
when dan and phil laugh: (◕ω◕✿)
dan and phil: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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bye*
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August 26, 2013 5:22pm UTC

dan and phil are so cute together not even in a “ship” way but they are friends and they live together and have fun and they cook food for each other i want a friend like this

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coolsuperstarz
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July 31, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Dan&Phil<3
~My youtube life.

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Llarmarmy
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 9:20am UTC

Physical Tasks
These tasks must be completed to be in the club.
You have 3 chances to do each task
1. do the stepping stones forward once
2. do the stepping stones backwards once
3. ride or run down the field
4. do a hand-stand
5. write your views on pollution

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Llarmarmy
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July 25, 2013 7:51am UTC

When you ship two people so hard
It starts to destroy your life

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dreamsandwishes
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July 2, 2013 9:07am UTC

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons, and life will be all like: "WHAT??"
-Phil Dunphy (Modern Family)

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absent *
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June 24, 2013 1:57am UTC

So apparently Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil are a waste of time.
GO DIE!

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hoobubbly
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April 27, 2013 1:03pm UTC

"It's good to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
~Phil Lester (AmazingPhil)

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rosesummerfun9
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April 7, 2013 3:09pm UTC

I think i love you
5
We were walking home when we stopped at starbucks to get some coffee
When we walked in to see dan nervously tapping on the table
"Sof?"dan said standing up
I quickly stopped holding phil's hand knowing that whould make dan even more mad.
"Hi dan"I said nervously
"Where were you"He said grabbing me into a big hug
"At a park why?"I said
"I was worried sick"Dan said
"can i talk to you sof"Phil said making dan look suspicous
"Yeah"I said as he pulled me outside
"Sof am sorry i shoulden't have pulled you away"Phil said
"No it's my fault i should of stayed with dan"I said
"ALRIGHT"dan said coming outside
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dan and lexi were in dan's room on there laptops.
Me and phil still felt guilty
I walked into phil's room and he was face down in his pillow
"Phil"I said coming in
"What?"He said turning around
"I feel guilty"I said sitting next to him
We stared at each other for a little bit
"Am sorry"I said right as he kissed me
Funny how he brings it from kiss to make out so fast I thought to myself
"Hey guys dan sent me t-"I heard lexi gasp and run to dan's room
I didn't notice when dan walked in and dropped his phone
"SOFIE HOWELL"dan yelled at me
I pulled away from the kiss when i heard him screech
Phil just went into a ball of shame
"Dan i-"I said as dan cut me off
"SOFIE GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW"He said grabbing me by the arm and putting me in my room
Dan's POV
I can't belive my best friend maked out with my sister
"Lexi go wait in my room"I said
"Ok"She said looking guilty
"Phil how chould you?"I said staring at phil's sad looking face
"Dan am sorry"Phil said staring at me with his best puppy dog face
"Don't say sorry just tell me have you kissed her before"I said hoping he whould say no
He just stared at me
I went to go talk to Sof
Sofies Pov
I wasn't gonna just give up to my brother
so instead of crying and listioning to sad songs i put on what the hel/l by avril lavinge
Dan came in my room to talk
"Sof have you and phil kissed before"Dan said staring at me with concerned eyes
I stared at him knowing to shut up
"No" i lied
"K good"Dan said
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It was midnight and phil had woke me up
"Sof come on"He said shaking me
"What?"I said turning around
"Get ready were sneaking out"Phil said smiling like a little kid
I smiled and gave him a quick kiss and got up
After i was ready i tiptoed into the living room.
"Phil?"I whispered
He came from behind and kissed me then lead me outside
We went to that park and watched some fireflies buzz around until he kissed me agin
Around one in the morning i asked him "Why are we here?"
"It's a sorry for ruining things between you and dan"He replyed
~~~~~~~~~~~`~~~~~~
I knew dan whoulden't let us ever go in phil's room alone again so right before phil opened the door to the flat i kissed him again
We walked in and phil carried me to bed like we just married or something
He put me in bed and gave me one last kiss and left.
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Hope you enjoyed
Dan and lexi:
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=78203458
Phil and sofie
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=78208472

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rosesummerfun9
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April 7, 2013 1:34pm UTC

I think i love you
4
I woke up to phil hugging me and smiling
I just loved how cute he looked.
I rolled over and gave him a kiss.
"Good morning"I said smiling
"Morning"He replyed
"Phil?"I asked
"hm?"He said
"Do we have a thing now?"I said
"I guess"'He said
"But we gotta keep all what happens a secret from dan k?"
"K"He said going back to hug me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We decided to make a video about phil eating his first poptart.
He leaned over and turned the camera off and plugged it in his laptop to download it.
"Just gotta do some editing to put it up."He said going to edit
I curled up next to him and i played with his hair until dan and lexi woke up.
"Morning creepy cuddlers"I said laughing at dan's curly morning hair
"shut up"Dan said pouring shredies into a bowl
"We were waiting for you two to get up so i chould tell you me and phil are going to the movies"I said
"OK"Dan said
"A date?"Lexi said teasenly
"no'I said elbowing her in the arm
Me and phil had gotten popcorn and everything and we were watching some horror movie.
"There's only like 2 other people here"I said
"Yeah not sure why"He replyed
Halfway through the movie i checked my phone.
severe thunder storm coming your way.I whispered as i read the weather report
"Phil look at this"I said pointing at the massive circle of red on the radar
"We better get back to the flat before it starts"He said
"Ok"I said holding his hand and smiling as he lead me outside
We wern't even halfway to the flat when it started raining
We bolted to the flat
We were in the hallway to the flat when there was thunder lighting and all lights went out.
"Am scared now"I said cuddling to phil's chest
He got out his phone and we got to the flat
Once we were in the dark flat i relized lexi and dan were gone.
There was alot of thunder and lighting so phil just cuddled me in his room until the lights came back on.
After the lights came on phil was still cuddling me
'I see you enjoy cuddling me"I said staring at him
"Why you don't like it?"Phil siad looking worried
"I never said that"I said
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``
It was the next day when dan and lexi came back but i did get to cuddle phil until we fell asleep
"Sof?I heard dan call as i woke up
I just squirmed back into phil's tight cuddle hug
I heard footsteps so i got up and woke up phil
"wake up dan's back"I said shaking him
"What?"Phil said staring at me
Dan burst in the room
"Sof?"He said staring at me trying to get phil up
"Phil won't get up and it's 12:00 and we HAVE A FAN MEETING"I said trying to get phil up
"Oh right"He said
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
the fan meeting was almost over when phil snuck me away to a nearby park.
We found an old part of it where nobody went and it was empty expect for 1 big tree
We sat under the tree for what seemed like days was a few hours.
Video ideas life stories everything about each other.
"BING BING"I heard my phone beep
I grabbed it and it said dan wanted to skype
"What"i said as dan's worried face came on the screen
"WHAT?WHAT?THAT'S ALL YOU SAY WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOLEN'I saw him screaming at me
"Who is it?"Phil said putting his head in the shot
"PHIL'S THERE TOO?"dan yelled still angry
"Yeah so what"I said
"SO WHAT?JUST come home sof"Dan begged
I looked over and phil was staring at me like the stare when he wanted to kiss me.
'Uhh be home in a bit"I said ending skype before phil kissed me on camera
He kissed me like normal.
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Hope you liked it :)
Sof and phil:
http://www.polyvore.com/think_love_you_chapter/set?id=78194499
Dan and lexi:
http://www.polyvore.com/think_love_you_chapter/set?id=78196022

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rosesummerfun9
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April 6, 2013 9:51pm UTC

I think i love you
2
I felt something on my bed and i opened one eye and i saw phil crawling over to me.
What the hel/l?I thought
He kissed me on the cheek and said good morning.
I pretened i just woke up and yawned and sat up.
I saw him sitting there looking guilty.
"What are you looking guilty for"I asked even though i knew
"Nothing"He said quickly.
~~~~~~~~~~
I logged on to everything on my laptop with phil on his.
"where's dan?"I randomly asked.
"He's on his way back from his girlfriends house"Phil answered.
"BOOM"i heard the door.
"Dan walked in with his girlfriend.
"Hey dan" i said looking back at my laptop.
"Hey sis"He replied
"Hi am lexi" the girl said
"I gues i'll socialize"I said putting my laptop on the couch.
~~~~~~~~~
I went to go ask dan if he wanted to make a video.
I peeked in the crack of the door to see Lexi and dan makeing out.
Gross.
I decicided to go and talk to Phil.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was midnight and i was already in an amazingphil shirt and some shorts.
Me and phil were watching a scary horror movie.
The worst part came on and i wiggled around my seat until phil saw me.
He wrapped his arm around me and pulled me close to him.
Durning the neding he still was cuddling me but now,my head was resting on his lap.
We stared at each other for awhile and he started to lean in as i sat up.
FINALLY!i screamed in my head.
it started with a simple kiss but phil decided to take it to makeing out level.
I chould feel him smling while kissing me.
I choulden't take it i tugged him on top of me right as Lexi walked in to pop popcorn.
"oh cr@p "i heard her whisper.
I didn't care.
I opened a eye and saw her quickly walking back to dan's room i knew she whould tell.
I pulled out of the kiss and looked at phil's confused face.
"Did i do something wrong?"He asked
"She saw"I mouthed.
His eyes widened and he istantly got off of me.
I heard loud footsteps and dan stormed in angrily.
Then lexi came in looking as guilty as ever.
I looked at dan as if nothing had happened.
"Sof,lexi told me you and phil kissed"He said staring at me angrily.
"No we didn't"I said"Right phil?
He was staring at dan as guilty as ever.
"HUH?oh no why whould i kiss your sister"Phil replyed
"Dan i gotta go"Lexi said giving dan a quick kiss on the cheek
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BTW sorry about chapter 1 her hairs blue not blonde -_-
sorry no polyvore tonight

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rosesummerfun9
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April 6, 2013 9:08pm UTC

I Think i Love you.
1
Am Sofie but call me sof.
My parents died in a car crash a week ago.
So now am moving in with my brother Dan howell and his friend Phil lester.
"Come on sof"Dan called
"Just gotta put on my hairclip"I replyed
I've seen phil on youtube and he's kinda cute.
No not kinda adorable.
Oh yeah and dan has a girlfriend am gonna meet.
The pictures look nice she's pretty and all.
I was grabbed by the wrist as dan dragged me outside into the taxi.
We drove to their house and i unpacked.
"well am gonna go get coffee phil should be in his room and if you fall for him i will murder you"
I heard dan yelling as he slammed the door behind him.
"Dan?"I heard phil yell
I walked into his room and looked around until i found him on his bed not looking up from his laptop
"What dan?"He asked
"Am sofie"I told him giggling a little bit.
"Oh."I heard him looking up.
I saw his ocean blue eyes and he stared at me for a second then put his laptop down.
"Hi am Phil"He said still staring at my emerald green eyes.
Don't you dare fall for him Sof.I thought to myself.
He flicked on the bright light.
"Sorry for the darkness"He said
"It's ok"i replied
"So your dan's sister huh?"He said staring at my BOTDF tee and my blonde hair.
"Your hair's blonde"He said confused.
"I was born with blonde hair even though everybody in my family's hair is ethier black or brown"
"Well am hungry so..."I said hinting
"OH!ok what do you want to eat he said catching on rushing to the kitchen with me following.
I got malteasers from the cabinet and ate a few
"I whoulden't that's dan's."Phil warned.
"He deserves it he always eats all my malteasers"I replyed
We sat on the couch and watched tv for a bit.
I looked over at him hoping to get to look into his eyes and found him staring at me.
We kinda stared for a bit and i saw him leaning in centimeters away from my face dan burst in
"I HAVE FOOD"he yelled throwing bags of groceries on the floor.
Phil snapped back into a normal position like a elastic barbie.
"YAY'i yelled trying to act casual.
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hope you liked it
phil and sofies:
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=78120835
Dan and lexis:
http://www.polyvore.com/dan_lexi-i_think_love_you-chapter1/set?id=78115553

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Gryffindor123
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April 3, 2013 7:25am UTC

Wait a sec....
If Phil went to the future, does that mean we'll be seeing him in the 22nd century?

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TheWeirdKid
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April 1, 2013 11:23pm UTC

"What do you think?" Phil says. Dan looks up at the pale boy, confusion knitting his eyebrows together.
"What do I think about what?" Phil's looking at the ground, now, and Dan thinks he can see embarrassment and redness falling across his face. Dan walks over to the other side of the kitchen where Phil is standing and puts a finger under his chin, lifting it up slightly so that Phil's eyes meet his own.
Sometimes Dan swears that Phil's eyes are the sky. But surely they're more clear. And definetly the only thing that can relax Dan.
"You're sad." It's a statement, and even though Dan wants to agree with it more than anything, wants to tell Phil that he's been dying to just... hold him, he keeps quiet. As always.
"Mm." Dan says, and without glancing at the blue-eyed boy, because he knows it will cause him more pain, he goes to his room and shuts the door, leaving Phil alone in the kitchen.

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BeckyBeccaful
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March 26, 2013 8:48am UTC

You know it's worrying when you're on Tumblr at 5am, looking up gifs of pugs and phanfictions.

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BeckyBeccaful
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February 10, 2013 3:25pm UTC

You know you're sad when narwhals can't make you smile.

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DinosaurDude
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:16pm UTC

*Playfully hitting my little brother, age 7*
Him: Hey, don't hit me!
Me: And why not?
Him: Cause I'm pregnant.

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